One, small king loan bought a car. Later, because still cannot be borrowed in time, the bank drove his car. Xiaowang is vexed unceasingly, patting ham to say: "Early know to meet such, at the outset I should borrow money marry! At the outset I should borrow money marry!!
2, the husband: Shave in the morning, the sensation is young 10 years old! Wife: Be? If true in that way, before sleeping, blow.
3, husband sleeps to be not worn, does wife ask him how? Husband says: The boss asked them to drink coffee today. Wife says: Ming Xiao must drink coffee to sleep to be not worn, still drink why on earth? Husband says: The thing that does not want money is not drunk, sleep to be not worn euqally.
4, see others dance in ballroom to the couple. The man says with all sorts of feelings: "This world is really strange also, clumsy Chinese has a beautiful wife unluckily like that a very ugly person. " wife laugh, say: "Dear, you can take my horse wind really. You can take my horse wind really..
5, A flower appeals to the doctor: I want to reduce weight. After the doctor checks, say: You have cancer of the liver, can live only half an year. A flower leaves cloudily. The A after half an year spends further consultation with a doctor: I do not have cancer of the liver! Doctor: Be, but you became thin...
6, the husband asks wife: My appearance not up to much, can why do you often still say I am very cool? Wife: I say those who use you are very cool is abbreviation, is full name: ? Does laborious of ケ of Wu of beautiful of Ω of Sheng of zinc of は Tong play?
7, midnight of a drunkard comes home, the wife blames him to come back late. Drunkard explanation: "Two bagman are pestering me to be not put all the time. " wife: "What did they promote to you then? " " they ask I want money or drive sb. to his death? " " they ask I want money or drive sb. to his death??
8, some male beautiful to some eyebrow is in hot pursuit, beautiful eyebrow not tire of its are irritated: "You save a province, calculate the world to go up a remnant your man, I also won't marry you. " some male very uneasy, the answer says: "If on the world remnant my man, do you think I return meeting settle on you? Do you think I return meeting settle on you??
9, man: "Great Master, randy can this defect change? " Great Master: "Doing not have what defect cannot change, east is indefectible but he is done not have later,also is this trouble before. East is indefectible but he is done not have later,also is this trouble before..
? 10, one middleaged male those who sell a fish ask in market: "Is your this fish fresh? " fishmonger says: "See this frisky, do you say fresh? " this male say: "This but bad to say, my wife is frisky also, I feel not fresh. I feel not fresh..
11, countrywoman is making a noise to want the husband to buy stocking cap to her to collect, the husband is willing to buy straw hat to him only however, explain say: "Buy straw hat most be to one's profit, if you feel outdated, did not want to wear, the sheep that still can give us the home is become fodder. The sheep that still can give us the home is become fodder..
12, collector says to his newly-married wife: "After marrying, I hope you also can have an interest that collect. " wife: "That still is used say, I collect the bank of the home and our old person technically to get stuck to still have deposit book. I collect the bank of the home and our old person technically to get stuck to still have deposit book..
13, the wife spends birthday, want to buy coat of a fur, say to the husband: "Dear, my birthday was gotten on for, you do not see flix for me? You do not see flix for me??
The husband pats ham: "Good idea, we two go. Get nevertheless quickly, otherwise the zoo closed. Otherwise the zoo closed..
14, after the husband comes home, the wife says softly to him: "Dinner is already ready, and yesterday same. " marital agitato says: "Too good! Wife is better and better! " dish go up desk ability discovery, the leftover ort that was yesterday so!
15, the husband: "After marrying, I just know marriage is heavy chains! " wife: "That of course, just want two people to be assumed jointly so. " the husband is exploring to ask: "If 3 people assume the word of these pressure together,you say, do you say pressure can be reduced some? " .
16, sleep to be bitten to wake by mosquito on last night. Remember husband bedside having a bottle of drive midge drug. Satisfy volt to be searched on husband body. Husband asks mistily: "How? " answer: "Medicine. " husband dabbed the back that pats me: "Sleep quickly, of most night, what to want? What to want??
Seventeen, the supermarket should go after wife dinner, before be being faced, wipe rose to prevent bask in frost. I ask: "Big in the evening, the sun is done not have again outside, are you wiped prevent bask in frost to do what? " wife say: "You do not know, this is prevented bask in frost fast expired! This is prevented bask in frost fast expired!!
18, the wife bought a brand-new mop to come home. Say to the husband: "Today is your birthday, my specially chose a best mop for you, be in to you my birthday when send me to iron that piece garment board thankses. Be in to you my birthday when send me to iron that piece garment board thankses..
19, wife: "Tell the truth, do I put on this trousers go appearing is the end too old? " the husband: "Then I told the truth, I feel the buttock that is you lets this trousers appear too big. I feel the buttock that is you lets this trousers appear too big..
20, want to look for an opportunity boast goddess all the time beautiful, can be me some feel embarrassed, what do not think boast is too straight white. Then, I brewed a long time, say to goddess: "Belle, has someone said you are ugly? Has someone said you are ugly??
