Beside us, often can see the cold joke of a few professional stalk, if dilettante person does not understand the word of that bit of knowledge inside, looking not to understand really is how to return a responsibility.
The Shi Nan that 1 flavour makes a person be intoxicated
What this piece of picture films below is first-rate, consumed, point of view is very professional.
The girl's expression also is not haunt, face the sort of green girl campus spring numerous Hua Shijin, hard the feeling that low-key joyance and spring breeze get drunk behaves the ground incisively and vividly.
But girl, do you know you are heard so does the plant name that be intoxicated call Shi Nan?
Hear here, be afraid learn floral classmate to had begun understanding to smile, to the children's footwear that is not student content people for, mr A will explain this is to return a responsibility how:
That why so much university, still can risk it is dangerous to let countless pure girls experience the sort of indescribable olfactory ahead of schedule, be in grow of Chinese photinia tree campus everywhere?
The agrestic tree that Chinese photinia is our country tradition is planted, distributing in Qin Ling with the vast area south. Shi Nan sees be spent to attract by the Xiaobai of its that packed closely layer up on layer first, although the flower is small very elegant however, about a hundred floret forms each concentrated beautiful group, very beautiful. Small pome of the knot after the flower, the red when fructification is ripe, brown purple is shown after, compose full branch, very grand.
Its branches and leaves is very beautiful also, and all the year round constant green, use as gardens scenery tree, result of row establish, Gu establish is right. Its are budding force is powerful, be able to bear or endure clip, but clip modelling, rise view and admire value. Also can use as hedgerow, it is one kind can enjoy a part of a historical period already, considerable flower, of fruit of Yi Ke view admirable view and admire a tree to plant.
Chinese photinia still fights the tree with toxic gas stronger capability one kind to plant, can be in the area with more serious air pollution cultivated. Its lumber is rufous, solid, compact, can make farm tool, furniture and tool power, the leaf is used as medicine, have diuresis, filling kidney, alexipharmic, demulcent effect. (above is picked from Baidu 100 divisions)
Allegedly Wuhan almost every college is lush and green the ground is being planted not little Chinese photinia tree. . . . . .
But what must emphasize is, because do not colleague actually,plant, different constitution, after the food that had different kind even, seminal flavour of the schoolboy can be changed somewhat.
The fruit that eats and so on of pineapple, litchi more can let it become sweet, eat lemon and mint to be able to let it contain faint scent more, the United States still has even sell the special candy that can let it become sweet.
Had had experience early to those to be familiar with that olfactory so small corrupt mother-in-laws, if was heard,feel flavour is completely different after Shi Nan, that is very normal also.
The taste that also the classmate expresses Shi Nan actually more be similar to fishlike smell, but Dr Chen that did not have been to two vast areas also is not to have what the predestined relationship experiences personally. . . . . . Da!
2 do not want and logician is truer
3 logician walked into a bar, barkeeper asks: "Do you want bock 3 times each? " logician A says: "I do not know. " logician B says: "I also do not know. " logician C says: "Yes! "Yes!!
According to the basic idea of logic, if A and B are medium aleatoric a person is not to want bock, so they can reply directly " either " .
The 3rd logician is so clear in front two are to want bock, and he also is to want beer, can decide 3 people want bock each so.
The common surgeon of 3 epic class
2014 Yunnan Kunming railway station is cruel when fearing incident, beijing University hospital is urgent expedited a batch of doctors to participate in the wounded cure, include to be called doctor of common and surgical vice director among them, next the Guan Wei of Beijing University hospital is indescribable the ground by blueness of a gang anger black went out circle in the air. . . . . .
Then Duan Zi hand people begin to dispatch, speak say so much year will did not realize all the time, original doctor is so discharge level:
In fact, common surgery (the) outside abbreviation general, , it is a surgical section office in medical domain, see Baidu 100 divisions:
Actually, the antecedents of common surgery, because begin,be when, the surgeon is to be not divided of the division, but what study a level as medicine later is ceaseless rise, resemble neurosurgery, pectoral surgery, heart surgery, orthopaedics, depart from inside common surgery in succession come out, make alone kind.
And the fails to become one group oneself surgical type that leave, be called as before " common surgery " , but limits also is narrower and narrower, still basically include the gastric bowel that concerns with digestion to now, anus bowel, courage, and fail to build the blood-vessel of the division independently all the time, two gland (thyroid, mammary gland) , and general scar and common simple table operation.
See the resume of doctor of family ginger brave besides:
So arrogant force fool the resume that fools young promising, how must also be " excellent surgeon " level, had had " epic surgeon " go pledged. . . .
Say so, do not have commonsensible true dreariness. . . .
4 all sorts of " body of young a Buddhist monk "
A youth asks a Buddhist monk: "Great Master, I love my girlfriend very much, she also has a lot of advantages, but always a few defect make me stinking, what is there what method can let her change? What is there what method can let her change??
A Buddhist monk is shallow laugh, answer: "The method is very simple, if think I teach you,do not pass, you need to seek a piece of paper that only the front does not have the reverse side for me downhill first.
The youth mutters to oneself slightly, draw out a wheat silently to compare Wu Sihuan.
(the cent that not go up than Wu Sihuan and does not have the front and opposite, have a curved surface only
, the random from annulus can arrive at other random along curved surface a bit. )
The youth asks a Buddhist monk again: "My brains is however by this kind multifarious lay place is replete, how be good? How be good??
A Buddhist monk says: "You draw a bottle that does not have opening. It always has an end. You do not come out the thing inside it, how is outfit new go in? How is outfit new go in??
If the youth is thought of somewhat, drew a Kelaiyin bottle.
Clay is done not have because of bottle " in-house " and " exterior " cent
The youth asks a Buddhist monk: "Is my heart mixed to trouble by sadness crowded how to do? "Is my heart mixed to trouble by sadness crowded how to do??
If a Buddhist monk thinks of the ground to say somewhat: "Your conveniently draws a curve. Magnified with magnifier look. Its all round be very Anacreontic and open? Its all round be very Anacreontic and open??
That youth drew curve of a Pi Yanuo.
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Pi Yanuo curve can all over all dots in square of all previous unit, it is a curve that fills a space
The youth asks a Buddhist monk: "Great Master, I like a girl, but doesn't she like I and her apart a long distance again I? But doesn't she like I and her apart a long distance again I??
A Buddhist monk is shallow laugh, answer: "Those who cannot get is to cannot get, this does not have a predestined relationship namely, you and she does not have crossing forever like two parallel. You and she does not have crossing forever like two parallel..
The youth mutters to oneself slightly, "Li Man geometry "
Li Man geometry does not have parallel
The youth asks a Buddhist monk: "Great Master, the professional knowledge that I learn now, learn to have not clear feeling more more, how to do? How to do??
A Buddhist monk: "Because your duration is insufficient,that is only, holding to period of time, you always can find series connection to have a knowledgeable basis, await in those days, everything be suddenly enlightened "
Youth: "Can be a Buddhist monk, the major that I learn is Ke Sulu myth. The major that I learn is Ke Sulu myth..
Ke Sulu myth is the knowledge that learns to be able to bring about character insanity more deep more.
The youth asks a Buddhist monk, my friend died, I very sadness.
A Buddhist monk says, does worldly where have immortal not old other people?
The youth mutters to oneself a short while, took out the cat of a Xue Dinge.
. It is vivid that Xue Dinge's cat does not know it is dead forever
If Dr Chen is this a Buddhist monk, bastinado of a buddhist is put directly beside, these him show off the science department of mathematical level beats dead natively, come to two beat dead a pair, one does not stay.
Fall on calculus in those days, linear algebra, class of 4 advanced maths hanged probability statistic 3 when, the fellow that learns well to this side maths felt all sorts of enmity to read aloud, elder brother became a monk or nun you still come unexpectedly irritated I. . . . . . . . . Search dozen.
5 all over hot and dry and differ it is to have a fever surely, returning a likelihood is. . . .
Patient of high pressure of pulmonary artery of one youth male, give Xidena to be not a cure.
In the evening, his mom looks for me hastily, say, doctor, you see my son at once, just took drug washed-up!
Go rapidly, ask him how. He says, all over hot and dry! Be afflictive!
Her mom complements: You look, facial boiling hot, burn red!
Not may little classmate does not know, 10 thousand Ai Ke (Xidena is not) invention, be not at the beginning is for cure hard do not rise, however the new drug that brightness luck invents to treat heart disease.
Be not when Xidena however when England undertakes clinical try out first in a hospital of Si Wangxi city, very unfortunate is, for the try out patient that afflicts to sufferring angina pectoris, this kind of new drug does not have the curative effect with apparent what.
Stop clinical trial when pharmacy company and hospital decision, infiltrate this kind of medicaments when limbo, the male patient that discovers one part participates in an experiment however asks for more small pill that this kind at that time still is not blue to the doctor, even some is fulfiling one's promise take out money to boodle.
Experimental personnel enquires them why so when doing, they are good half talent very feel embarrassed the ground admits, after taking Xidena to be not, these are original already very long when washed-up man experienced 20 years old again strong, just want to want the pill that remain completely when the experiment ends so.
The scientist decides then " dance to another tune " , became this kind accidentally " Zhuang Yang medicine " heart disease new drug names " Wei elder brother " , and at going up 90 time end casts the century formally to global market.
Since appearing on the market from 1998, 10 thousand Ai Ke holds global ED all the time (erect obstacle) position of first of remedial domain sale, 2008-2013 year, 10 thousand Ai Ke's sale all are in 1.85 billion dollar - between 2.1 billion dollar, till 2013 just by the promising young person, another kind of similar drug hopes to love force to replace.
This one " the Dong Yu that break, Sang Yu that close " the fund that Zhuang Yang medicine gave company of brightness luck pharmacy to bring roll.
Do you look at 6 big brother what?
George. The classic work that everybody of that basically literary youth reads surely " 1984 " in, one never comes on the stage be like again however omnipresent, monitoring forever your invisible leading role " elder brother "
The English of the novel is textual be " Big Brother " , among them a the famousest celebrated dictum is " Big Brother Is Watching You "
But 80 time introduce people press the earliest when this novel, the first interpreter that search is northeast person seemingly, translate this name into " big brother " . . . . . . .
Does then picture wind become " do you look at big brother do I do what? " " look at you how? " " look at you how??
After translating 3 fortunately, the editor also discovers the feeling is completely incorrect strong, change this translated term or name into now this appearance.
It is OK that 7 hairs India swings cake need not pay tax
Unit of estate of something of the Mid-autumn Festival, formal worker is sent each swing cake. . . . . Everybody is very strange, send India to toss cookie mid-autumn too what. . . .
When be being gotten next, discovery still is familiar moon cake, but all on the box is taken mark pen wrote a more, from " moon cake " become " swing cake " .
The classmate that learns accountant and tax law may understand at that time, the Mid-autumn Festival sends moon cake to belong to worker material benefits, according to active tax law be to should pay individual income tax.
And a dish that swinging cake is a dining room, whats be indifferent to to make the issue that does not pay tax of course. Avoid through adding this brushstroke namely actually duty.
Cake of 8 Europe type and beautiful type cake
Period end is reviewed, looked one in the evening textbook of period authority futures, arrived when fast day break hungry, conveniently took a cake of health master clever Fu.
The bag is writing awesomely above outfit: Europe type cake. See maturity next, feel today is not to eat...
This classmate should learn immediately above that boldness of li of dining room uncle, a good deal of one brandish " Ou Shi cake " change " beautiful type cake " , ate happily next.
The period authority cent in finance is type period of authority of Ou Shi period and beauty to counterpoise, of meantime depend on respectively: Authority of Ou Shi period can honor the agreement in maturity ability only, period authority is in beautiful type the predecessor meaning of maturity can honor the agreement one day.
So according to period authority play a way, "Europe type cake " be less than the expiration period, although return difference one day,cannot eat. . . .
9 maths learn bully witty story of Xiaoming:
The classmate that has learned calculus should understand. . . . . .
10 Sin says to Cos, we two is tonight Tan or Cot?
The high school maths that wants you only has not returned a teacher completely, that still should remember:
θ of Tan θ =sin / θ of =cos of θ of Cos θ Cot / Sin θ
A Sin above Cos is in below, another Sin is in below Cos above.
Place above face the means of that word: Is tonight you be still me above above?
11 this is about the old stalk with simian program:
Goddess: ? Draw water of graceful large of car of Si of Ju of Sun of destroy amaranth mystery calls swan? me go with you tonight.
The program is simian: PHP is best language!
Next boiler of blast of some code farming forum, all sorts of affray. . .
Goddess: ? 4 Lin of we walk along? you think dry what goes.
Program simian: ? I must persuade? of Ken Hu suddenly they, PHP must be best language
Goddess: . . . . . . .
About the program actually simian stalk still has one pile, but very much special major, exceeded me such dilettante understanding limits.
12 who hang it is very important to resemble
The day was heated up, the mosquito rose, arrived again in the home hang Cao Pi to resemble keeping restful time.
The temple date that bigs because of Cao is " emperor of article of the Kingdom of Wei " . . . . . . Feed midge emperor. . . . . . Feel he is very pitiful immediately. . .
When this let me remember every semester gets on for final, the division that can be hanged in every schoolboy dormitory almost is compared picture. . . .
Hang division comparing not to hang Ke Na (do not hang division comparing the section is bad) !
13 below this caricature is black Bafuluofu:
14The First Lady Of Internet
The children's footwear that learns the computer people be afraid know the stalk of this belle Lena. . . .
Of course, this is the one fraction of total figure only, if original intent hair goes up, estimate by harmony. . . . . The classmate that have fun at is OK proper motion Baidu.
This is she gives in December 1972 of the portion " playboy Playboy " the illustration that the magazine films, at that time Cai Fangling of this Swedish girl 17, the result pursues this piece by south California university teachs Dr. William K. Pratt is carried in, the standard that became electronic communication industry detects picture.
Up-to-date, always had learned to image is handled or compress technical children's footwear, be afraid the jade that had not seen her is illuminated.
Where is the picture that chose Lena for what? Researcher expresses: Above all, included in this piece of picture enough the effect that much detail information uses at picture of test and verify to compress method and relevant algorithm, for example the brim of the cap, shadow, the brim of feather, off color, etc; Next, this is a beautiful girl, the suffering that studies algorithm forces male people also need some of solace. . . .
Science and technology is the first productivity, the girl is the first motivation of science and technology!
Somebody calls Lena even " The First Lady Of Internet " . , reason everybody should can understand, till,algorithm studies in those program the lonely late night of before dawn, do not know to have how many code farming since one fashionable, the likelihood studies to his directly object -- the photograph of Lena, did a few indescribable things.
Fiftieth 1997 an IS&T, invite Zha she attends, at this moment she has been grey-haired grandma. . .
Her reaction is " so old, the be bored with that everybody sees certainly "
Look she still is the magnanimous that has the sort of First Lady really not the wind of dispute model. . . .
The jest that the person ability that you still know what to have professional knowledge only understands straightens?
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