1 armour: I was taught a lesson by wife again, accurate is really in the heart! Second: Should know from mentally defeat opposite party, you see me, just also was scolded by wife, but my mood is very good still! Armour: Have what recipe, how are you accomplished? Second: The short message that I took the mobile phone of wife to send an apology to oneself secretly...
2 elder brothers are drunk much... elder brother's wife talked about a few, the elder brother hates pair of elder brother's wife of hate to say: "Again special frequently be favored with of be favored with rested you... station of " young brother's daughter cheers on sofa caper: "Father, conversation of man v/arc true man should calculate a sentence, do not let me look down on you... rested quickly mom... I give you the pupil teacher introduction of our nursery school! ! !
3 girlfriends drive go out, when jockeying, the gangmaster is extended go seeing a car had stopped to do not have. Result, the hand is pressed not carefully close window pushbutton, within an inch of becomes China the first oneself are pressed close a window to place the neck the person of cut off the gas. In getting angry now, I am fooled aside...
4 when remembering reading a middle school, attend class play a mobile phone, be afraid of be moved voice into shake to move by teacher discovery, the likelihood is those who play is too enchanted, look up to look, the teacher is going toward me, fear the mobile phone is confiscated, be afraid of teacher search the person again, my show resourcefulness in an emergency, fill in the mobile phone in crotch, , , result teacher did not find a mobile phone to also calculate, but at this time, knowing is which 2 goods make a telephone call, the key is special hit ceaseless all the time, , , , , can you imagine the sort of physiology that shake and chafe and arises reacts?
5 words say to a friend often loves boast to force, ride a bicycle together one day, . I say our hour is helped up with left hand by bicycle right, help up with the right hand left throw affirmation, he says those who remain to this is I play in one's childhood. Next oneself demonstrated, the result blocked driveway serrate edge to go up directly, that picture is too beautiful cannot bear orthoptic...
6 go together with the friend today restaurant has a meal, the Shang Li that discovers a particle next has a fly, I with respect to in a huff call a clerk: How do you have a fly in this soup? Who knows the clerk comes sentence: "Your this person how so persnickety? Can a fly drink you how many soup? "Father instant is messy. .
7 professors spelled old order to be in student lecture, result below has a student not to hear of namely, the spank that teachs energy of life took the past, that student says: "Gutty you hit me again! "Those who teach bang bang laid several hand again, the student is crying to look for the president to bring a lawsuit against: "The professor does not know number, come to an agreement or understanding is hit again! Come to an agreement or understanding is hit again!!
A few married men discuss 8 offices marriage hind is miserable the life, from every months 200 pin money arrive in the evening 20:00 must come home, each be filled with indignation. One colleague listens to no less than going to, pat table path: ? Song of pilfer of one chair appropriate is contrary to administer of law of throat of younger sister returns Luo Nuo of ぷ remnant of octogenarian of razor clam close member?0 of of Σ Hui draw water, err punishs genuflect convenient cover still does not have complaint. Everybody is admired to this gentleman unceasingly, all sorts of consultation. Does this gentleman see watch line: ? Does suddenly laborious make fun of to suckle Ken of of mulberry of a bow drawn to the full illuminate fully unexpectedly does J of pedal of Suo ǖ Mu go straight towards Lai agitate?
9 late nights at 2 o'clock, you can try call a teacher: Did Mr. ＂ sleep? Mr. ＂ is confused: ＂ slept, occupied? ＂ this moment you with respect to big growl of effort of exert whole body: His Mom still is writing ＂ father exercise! When ＂ takes the advantage of him to be stupefied decisive call up.
10 today by subway, the person still does not calculate much, in some the station comes in one male, the figure looks some some fatter... after he comes in, the subway gives out ~~" of drop of ~~ of drop of " drop ~~ close janitor to accuse sound. Then his condition reflex jumped out suddenly to go up to the platform... next... helplessly look at subway door to shut, he cries cry: Hold, I still think is elevator!
