(1) native place thief is rampant recently suggest to install with old father photograph like the head. Did not pass how long, old father telephoned: "Was stolen in the home. The bracelet of old Mom child by spirit away. " I ask: "Be to install photograph like the head? Did not pat thief? " the phone is silent a little while old father says: "Pursue at that time save trouble, installed photograph like the head, do not have computer of the join that draw a line at all, become a decoration. . . . . . " I am not being had language, old father says again: "Should furnish photograph also was stolen like the head! . . . . ..
(2) the master installs air conditioning today, I remind him caution is nodded again and again, safety first. He says: "Look not to come out your age is returned not quite very careful, be at ease, piece finish sth I also do not look for you to bother absolutely! " say to slip from windowsill come down on the celestial being ball that one buttock took in me to raise 5 years. That momently, accused the lamp to shine completely to the sound of 15 buildings!
(3) husband says a wedding anniversary ask me to have a meal, what do I say to eat? Husband says 12 food one soup. Do I say really? Not so wasteful? Husband says it's nothing, rich and capricious. . He is special later the hemp that gets me to eat is hot very hot, say 15 dish do not calculate much. . . .
(4) firm upstair toward the thing is thrown in downstair ash-bin, the result is thrown to the outside. After clean uncle sees, look up interrogatory: "Why do you throw rubbish toward downstair chaos? " I: "Because be thrown toward upstairs, I am thrown do not move. I am thrown do not move..
(5) go having a meal with 2 goods friend, adjacent desk is ordering dishes. The guest of adjacent desk says to the clerk: "Come chicken of portion hot pepper is fourth, taste is some heavier. " my friend listened, interrupt said sentence: "A fart is put to him in dish. " Ni Ma! I am messy at that time, dare not look up, carrying small dish to change piece of table! !
(6) daughter-in-law: "Dear, if we can take a whole world,you say, with respect to the food that can eat world each district, this are much then better! " husband: "This is not difficult! " daughter-in-law: "True? " husband: "Come, drink a cup of tea with milk! This plaything circles the earth one year to go several rounds! ! !!
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