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After wife attends a classmate to meet, come back to complain to the husband: "This kind of party is really uninteresting, a classmate says I disappear a few years, fat; Another says I am thin however, but you know my figure all the time such. " the husband comforts: "The classmate meets not these a few, say rightly incorrect not important. " wife heaves a sigh to say: "Alas, you can know, they make system of fine reducing weight now, one is doing what health health care to taste. One is doing what health health care to taste..
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Only small Hashiji was raised in the home, of pretty intelligence of animals. Before is I am being fed, the job is busy recently, it is wife is fed! Quarrelled because of daughter-in-law of a bit bagatelle and this 2 goods last night one, I am special when bathing to prepare to sleep see that unexpectedly " grandchildren " by the sofa that holds my slipper and pillow to the sitting room from the bedroom... lie groove, you are special it is good to express think oneself clever! !
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The man 10 years ago saved to connect the small fox with snow-white body, let slip when the fox admitted to see him really, nifty still blink eyeball. Decline of family financial situation of the man after 10 years, of suffer hunger and cold go on the driveway, suddenly before appeared the ray with dazzling posse, shake so that the man does not open an eye, at that time " Peng " at a draught, the man was bumped to die by the car.
4
The Xiaoming that the teacher wants catnap is used " abrupt, unexpectedly, as expected " each make a sentence. Xiaoming stood jumpily, kneading sleep eye, do not answer to give a word. Happen to, neighbour somebody gives off a noisy fart. Does Xiaoming blurt out: ? gorge asks anxiety of locust of the Yi that protect to ā of card of the new moon that receive raw meat or fish Mr. ? knitted eyebrow. Does Xiaoming say: again? Bully white mill complains of cherry of fine and soft of captive illicit to hold handkerchief of Quan annulus to be like ā ! ⒆ of Xin of of of of close cherry of suck of goody of collapse bright ξ sentences? of broil of of exuviate of Jian of ∶ of P of ∶ a huge legendary turtle " the accession of fart, unexpectedly somebody covers with the hand nose. Unexpectedly somebody covers with the hand nose..
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The wall outside doing transforms me, one mother and daughter opens have a the facade of a shop, small stay of proceedings is cool those who grow is pretty good, her mother is long like more than 30, actually more than 40, often go stringing together the door, time became long I discover those who chat to I and her mother are held out come, do not have what word to say with her daughter... I just 23, with her daughter big!
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. One aunt goes buying tomato, carried 3, booth advocate balance next saying: A jin half, 3 7. Aunt says: "Do a boiling water, not need is so much. " say with respect to take out the tomato with the largest size. Booth advocate rapid look a balance child " a jin 19, 3. Just when I look to want to remind aunt the attention spreads out nevertheless advocate balance the period of the day from 11 pm to 1 am, aunt drew out 7 wool money leisurely, take just that big tomato of take out, twisted a head to go.
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In one's childhood, with fertilizer east play vitreous bead together, he has a multicoloured glass bead, be borrowed by me play. Play arisen, a few bigger than me children rush far, fat east cry: "Swallow vitreous ball quickly! The person that grabs vitreous bead came! " I one insecurity is illuminated swallowed multicoloured glass bead. Those children had run to saw me swallow, kicked me one foot, went. Fat east say to me: "Learning a dot! Last I am so keep this multicoloured glass bead! Cross me two days to look for you to want. . . . . . ..
8
Day the boss calls in the morning ask me, how had not gone to a company.
I open the window let noisy sound intentionally be passed into the phone, say: Arrived immediately! Drive tell a phone to be able to give an accident.
The boss says: Slave girl to death, what I hit is you a machine!
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This girl is lone 25 years, the person is urging me to talk about love beside, marry. Mix every time friend boudoir is close chat, they are met " of mode of woman matchmaker of automatic open " asks ceaseless to me, "What kind of man do you like? Old communal what to look for to ask? "To their nag, I say " of a word looks for husband only commonly I ask only, want to go foolishly only! Want to go foolishly only!!
