The funny of northeast humour and Tianjin
Collision arrives one case
What kind of chemical reaction can you have?
Different oral speech sound, same demon sex
About the demon sex of northeast word, actually we do not need to introduce too much, it is OK to need a paragraph to take audio character only:
"I shrink with you, their that from morning till night has that empty head completely cling to of the head, do what after all? Do what after all??
The difficulty of this paragraph of character depends on, you use mandarin very hard to numerate it, walk into a dormitory like great period, the northeast accent of one dormitory standard, have a northeast person very likely only actually. The demon sex of northeast word, see one spot.
Same, the appeal of Tianjin word also is such, so if mix a flock of northeast people,a flock of Tianjin people are put, often can have result of a special bloodcurdling: Tianjin person a northeast word, northeast person is saying Tianjin word of the standard.
And respecting city construction
Two cities also have a lot of similar place
Harbin Suofeiya cathedral
Tianjin opens church on the west
Picture origin: Crooked character photographs
Two cathedral, different structure style. But, no matter was 1907 only then the Suofeiya that build cathedral, still began construction 1916 church opens on the west, of testimony is the days of hundred years. Similar experience makes two cities total can be in casual a place that finds likeness.
The central ave that ramble is in Harbin, look at street both sides to fill the building of exotic amorous feelings, finger tip has delimited the aperture of brick wall, listening attentively to the story that they go.
Be in Tianjin like ramble, the small building of style of of all kinds, as if together piece spell a plan, harbin, Tianjin, these buildings are in historical endless flow gradually coincide, crisscross, describing old practice of that year. Be like ever was acquainted, however disparate. Cross these two cities only truly, does ability understand the narration here truly?
And respecting weather, tianjin and northeast are a pair of fellow sufferers more. Tianjin: "Our year season is relatively brief. " Heilongjiang: "So artful, we also are! " two cities that one year two season broadcast circularly, be like the disposition of two cities, simple and direct.
Winter is efficient is cold, aspic is not dead you calculate your boy to be worn thickly. Summer is not to take the heat that discuss, burning sun wishs to contribute all quantity of heat to these two places entirely. It is so flat direct.
Similar climate requirement, be born the cate that go out
Also have the place of a lot of likeness naturally
Harbin red bowel
Every Heilongjiang child can be in the home dinner time, eat to place the section red bowel that be together with deepfry pignut to a dish, the main force of every Harbin on the road, can see inn of a red bowel.
2 factories old ham
Above that word, change ferry of all day long, likewise applicable, on banquet of home of every Tianjin child, can have section of old ham of a 2 factories, the food market supermarket of every Tianjin, can buy 2 factories old ham.
5 constant rice
Way station paddy
Profit from two ground " convulsions " same weather, so they also had similar special local product, no matter be 5 constant rice, still be way station paddy, of the delegate is a kind of character.
Of course, although we are such similar
The friend that still welcomes Heilongjiang comes to Tianjin to play
Because of here
Have the eye of the Tianjin that cross the bridge and builds
Have old little all the happy cereal of appropriate
Have buy buy Sa Xiaozhen of bought Buddha Luo Lun
Still have base complementary date aircraft carrier
Arrive from by day night
As a child the red brick dome of building period
The lamplight that sets off one another to high buildings and large mansions brights
Tianjin, with her particular distinguishing feature, attracting each friend that comes here to travel. Of course, the most important, serve as " southern city " , the air temperature of Tianjin winter, general lowest temperature is in 10 degrees or so 0 times! compared with the south that does not have central heating, hibernate comes before Tianjin suits the friend of Heilongjiang more. Such " southern city " , do you want not to play presumably?
Civil | Nie Xintong
Make up | Pang Lixin
Examine and verify | Zhao Shuang
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