A desk
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One man goes on the road to meet one friend,
Friend: Why is your ear bleb completely.
He: Blamed my wife to be put beside phone very hot bottle,
The phone rings, I very hot fight when the phone.
Friend: That you here what be be also bleb?
He an one glare: Iron here painful, not be to should be changed at the same time!
2 desks
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Often can be asked by the tourist in Xiamen:
Is Taiwan on?
The boss that is about to break down was overcome really,
Then. . .
3 desks
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In one's childhood, pa Mom unit leaves home not far,
They often should get on evening shift in impression,
Want ability of the latter half of the night to come back.
One day in the evening,
Mom says to take care of good little sister in the home to my elder sister,
Went out together with father later.
My elder sister is crying to say pa Mom is very painstaking,
Want to send tea to them.
In the night with abrupt spring breeze,
Hand of two little girls pulls the back of hand to wear two vacuum cup,
Going, see pa Mom has chaffy dish in roadside actually!
4 desks
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When developing a grandma if cannot find agitate tool,
Can use the key!
The contriver of this kind of practice is Li Bai.
The word is card:
The key can develop a grandma, I should learn Li Bai ～
5 desks
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Summer arrived immediately,
The dress in chest, skirt people woke up.
They are laughing, be troubled by, toward me brandish is worn cloth,
Fang Buddha is saying to me: Wear I wear my ～
My brandish waves say: You are too small. . .
6 desks
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Just went out, abandon friend to call to me,
Very say: anxiously? of Ji of Ni of Chong of ≡ exhausted standing tall and upright also suddenly laborious excuse me?
My one gas audition a mouth is quite urgent, the dormitory hurrieds back on the horse,
Take the door, see the paralysis that abandon friend sits in water by machine,
Do I ask: caringly? Does Fu wriggle Bo chops carve be jealous of to show to play?
Abandon friend to point to pail, say:
Pail is too heavy, I was to move really not. . .
7 desks
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The day before yesterday the individual unplugs tooth,
That person: ? Not of Fen of Gou La Ai?
My: ? ?
That person: ? Deng of colourful of strong and pervasive fragrance of fawn on of crack with teeth in mouth?
My: ? Is annulus planted shadow umbrella?
That person: ? Annulus is planted swim of ostrich . ?
My: ? Is ∈ of triangular bream of Jiao of Wei of ministry tip garden protected?
8 desks
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Remember just learning to ride a bicycle in one's childhood, big of 28 the sort of,
I am good with desk must I take her by bike declivous,
I am unable to dissuade her, big courage takes her all the way declivous,
I had felt fast, frighten so that be no good,
Midway abandons a car to ran to go at the same time,
See me be the same as only desk bend over to go up in slope,
Touchdown of hands or feet of head over heels slips all the way below,
From now on again nobody has sat my bicycle is taken,
Up-to-date. . .
The welcome leaves a message say
Learn the experience of the bicycle for the first time
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