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Wait for a taxi to do not have today when, was forced to take 3 rounds to skip, after getting on a car, ability discovers the driver is a disabled, left hand was done not have, leave arm only, the right hand is a little unbalanced also, the affection of admire arises spontaneously, under photograph comparing, those take a rice bowl to bend over the false disabled in roadside is how insignificant, it is OK also to be the disabled self-made!
Did not say first, the ambulance came eventually, I had been waited for a little while in channel with driver master...
2
The colleague comes home by motorcycle, as it happens came with another come autocycle opposite side a Kiss, in pairs falls down, actually from the start with respect to thing of it doesn't matter, the colleague climbs uprear car to preparing, see the other side still lies on the ground, does the heart think: ? Dainty and engrave is wild.
3
A man goes health care tastes inn, after entering store, hold in the arms remove a baby to run, after the boss sees, be in hot pursuit, sought 10 markets full, that man stops say: A 288 yuan baby you as to chase after me so far?
The boss replies: This is special it is a proprietress!
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4
One brother goes the Internet bar gets online, abrupt and anxious go up toilet. Toilet somebody, this brother is waiting outside the door, 5 minutes went, 10 minutes went, 15 minutes went... couldn't help really, knock: The brother inside you can quickly ah! Inside came sentence: I am brushed, eventually somebody came, does the brother have paper?
5
One man tells his neighbour to police station, the thing that says his home should drop neighbour home not carefully only, neighbour forcibly glom on to, no matter be the cool dress, chicken that gets the past, fruit that still writtens guarantee on the fruiter, do not return. The police let, say these small issue are insufficient put on record, let him himself talk things over.
The man says: "These things are not great, the problem is this morning when my wife is fruiter lop, drop him not carefully in domestic courtyard, had not come back to now! Had not come back to now!!
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A doggie was raised after an aunt retires, baby is gotten disastrous.
This day, the aunt goes walking a dog in the village. Abrupt doggie is huffish bear down on a boy, that boy sees shape begins to run. Doggie " bark, bark, bark " making be chased after closely do not abandon, one dog is winding one person flower bed turns all round.
The aunt is anxious, vociferous: "Did not run, did not run! Did not run!!
Surround the neighbour of view to comfort her: "Do not have a thing to do not have a thing, the doggie won't bite a person. The doggie won't bite a person..
The ground says aunt in a huff: "You know what! Boy, did not run, run again, give dog of my home dog tired bad! Give dog of my home dog tired bad!!
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7
What my Mom says with me roadside places booth to make money is to follow me about the same old student, and you can be had an insatiable desire for only play. I thought, should have the look of deputy adult really, the telephone that dialed city canal then informed against them.
8
Summer arrived, watermelon eating in the home is everything two half, digging with ladle eat.
Intermediate part is a son, circuit is wife all round, if their not feel like eating, the ability that still has surplus is me.
This is to pass us for many times to carry out the most reasonable cent to match pattern, everybody is happy.
Of course, family woman two it is really happy, I am not dare not happy.
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