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Be punished by wife a few days ago genuflect remote controller, forbid to change a table, one tired in the evening die partly.
The following day I go looking for a father-in-law, the father-in-law is raised action, came out batteries dig or dig out with a finger or sth pointed not to go! As expected be convenient to use!
Wedding day has been done not have how long, was discovered secretly by wife, I let change a table when adventitious then, say which station I have to genuflect gives which station.
But go consulting a father-in-law again, the father-in-law says you bought a remote controller not to go again, put a bag in, want which platform you press which stage.
Ginger is old still hot, refuse to obey be no good!
2
Old before father loves to drink, to let old father abstinence, I say to him, "Pa, your abstinence, or later I looked for a girlfriend, the family sees grandpa often drank to not be willing. The family sees grandpa often drank to not be willing..
I come home to say to my pa every time now " pa, fix two handleless cup today how? " my father can say: "Little special gibberish! Father already abstinence, you give me the daughter-in-law that search! ? ??
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3
Have an idea:
The morning of week early in the morning in fawn on of a positive light, ambuscade need in what pupil goes to school on the road of classics, block face of a roundlet to look particularly piquant bub, the exercise that reaves him this.
Make him small the life that off year discipline experiences 100 Mo Bian.
4
An old person lies suddenly in front of a car, saying is was bumped into by the car, the policeman came, check, be early the car that discards as useless.
The policeman asks a car advocate: How can you leave discard as useless car start off?
Car advocate: This car presses a root to cannot leave, do not have even electric machinery.
Policeman: How does that arrive here?
Car advocate: We are being pushed at the back all the time, think over push reject station to be handled, who knows this grandpa lies in front of the car at a draught...
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5
Cooking midday, suddenly a magpie since the noise cries outside, follow a daughter happily to say, be pregnant magpie makes explain the favour comes quickly, voice is bigger and bigger, the heart thinks this gets how old good thing, holding a daughter in the arms to look to the side of the window.
It is 4 each magpie so in quarrel, special still do. I want to ask, does this favour still calculate do not calculate?
6
One day, two farmers encountered on market.
Farmer armour asks: A few days ago your ox is ill, what drug did you take to it?
Farmer second: Tung oily A.
After a few days, two people encounter on market again.
Farmer armour: Do you say last what medicine is what you eat to your home ox?
Farmer second: Be to say last, fed tung oily A!
Farmer armour: Why did after my ox ate, that die?
Farmer second: My Niu Ye died.
7
When cutting watermelon, arrived watermelon skin cuts no less than going to.
I suspect is Dao Dun, put the hand on the knife to press, still cut no less than going to.
The staff comes over to look, say, the knife is really blunt. I ask how he sees.
He says, you turned over edge and lane of the back of a knife blade, the hand does not have a thing unexpectedly...
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