Qianlong year, anhui and county have a Zhang Renyi, like loiter to eat loiter to drink most at ordinary times, always nibbed head rack one's brains goes eating a family to be fed in vain. Time grows, everybody detection his intestines that spend a flower, took a nickname to him, call him " magnify mouth " .
Do not cross evermore, without giving thought to this magnify mouth this magnify mouth again how " make fun of short spear " , everybody is not duped him namely, do not ask his customer. Magnify mouth was done not have feed in vain eat, turn urgently everywhere, hear later " on have heaven, there is Su Hang below " say, go straight towards Hangzhou immediately.
After going to Hangzhou, magnify mouth hates to part with beautiful money to live inn, want to go presumably, brains touched temple. Can ask, the temple view all round the west lake is stayed in by the tourist full, only one is promoted teach a temple, allegedly because over there in be troubled by big celestial being, nobody dare go to this ability. Magnify mouth heart thinks: Not be big celestial being, it what there is is good to what there is those who be afraid of? Find then over there, lived to come down.
That evening, magnify mouth is sauntering in the temple, see the house that an old man lives toward the bonze after the temple continuously goes suddenly, he feels very strange: How can an old man live in bonze house? Visit the appearance of old man healthy in old age again, spirit of a few minutes of celestial being is shown quite on the body, in the heart not by easily: Is this person there's no one who doesn't or isn't that big celestial being in fokelore? Make a bow with hands folded in front of the submissively before going up rapidly then: "Big celestial being is in on, small unripe this compartment is civilized! Small unripe this compartment is civilized!!
The old man hears someone accost, halted a foot, had turned round to come, look magnify mouth up and down one time up and down, arch submissively, say: "Dare not become! Dare not become! Dare not become!!
Magnify mouth abdomen the hungry cluck that get cluck cries, insinuate rapidly say: "Small be born with to lodge in the temple, do not know big celestial being to you can be denied admire a face to go does little unripe guest room sit?
The old man listens, also impolite, followed magnify mouth to go his guest room.
Magnify mouth gives an old man offer one's seat to sb, say: "Dare ask big celestial being honour date? "Dare ask big celestial being honour date??
The old man laughs: "You call me Wu Gang child good. "You call me Wu Gang child good..
Magnify mouth is stupefied: "But is that Wu Gang that sweet-scented osmanthus cultivates chopped in the middle of a month? "But is that Wu Gang that sweet-scented osmanthus cultivates chopped in the middle of a month??
Wu Gang child shake shake one's hand in disapproval, say: "That is the thing how many years ago, I made dot peccadillo in those days, be punished so, did not go early now. Did not go early now..
This Gang Ziguo is an immortal like that, in magnify mouth heart not by feel happy secretly. He is turning eyeball, explore say: "Small be born so that encounter big celestial being, there is good fortune really now! Small be born to think summary equipment thin wine really, in order to celebrate now joyous, just... "
Did not think Gang Zidao: "I am long live in this, how good the first time meet to let you play the host? Still come by me the do the honours of just is. Still come by me the do the honours of just is..
Wu Gang child entertain guests actively, in the middle of magnify mouth one's heart's desire, magnify mouth hurries make use of an opportunity to do sth says: "Since is such, na Xiaosheng was inferior to obeying the order with respect to respect.
Wu Gang child it is celestial being home after all, magnify mouth sees he carries only the hand goes to sleeve on the desktop gently one stroke, originally on the desk of empty sky, appeared suddenly unexpectedly full one desk is delicate cate, the boiling water that still has one caldron warm and one earthen bowl is age " the daughter is red " .
Excitement of magnify mouth immediately gets an eye to shine, he attacks to look carefully: In 4 dish, lotus root of snow of a dish of jasper, a dish of drunk crab, one dish gives birth to blood clam, chicken of a dish of aspic; Still have 4 bowls of food, reins of a bowl of water shield, fish of crucian carp of a bowl of crisp bone, a bowl of Qing Dynasty offers mallard, a bowl of whitebait fries eel; Soup is a chickling soup of 2 kinds of lotus seed.
These greens do not look them delicate, can be west lake name is tasted, magnify mouth immediately the greedy water that get a mouth flows. Wow! Pardonable everybody says " on have heaven, there is Su Hang below " , think oneself ate in native place in the past, what thing is that? It is nonsense simply!
This eats suddenly, came up the appetite of magnify mouth to complete condole. From begin the following day, he is pestering Wu Gang every day child, say: "You want a stroke on arm face desk only, one desk food and drink came, why not much stroke some delicious, good let common of husband of my this every child open one's eyes? Good let common of husband of my this every child open one's eyes??
Wu Gang child had been not pestered by magnify mouth, give him stroke sometimes some dish ah soup ah of what come, magnify mouth often is to eat so that walked unsteadily ability give u. Can be good times don't last long, such time passed before long, one day Wu Gang child disappear suddenly, also did not see sign again. At first, return in magnify mouth heart very complacent: Ha, unexpectedly big celestial being also is eaten to be afraid of by me! But two days did not see Wu Gang too child, he is not boiled, now but unlike once upon a time, eat be used to good, did not have eat, more afflictive.
Others is to be afraid of big celestial being, dare not come live in the temple, magnify mouth is good, specially runs to the place that bonze stays in, making a noise to be troubled by inquire for big celestial being. But no matter how he makes a noise, how be troubled by, wu Gang child did not have sign namely, magnify mouth does not have method, be obliged all day long groans.
This day, magnify mouth boils no less than going to really, pondering to turn somewhere else again. Can not think, when he clears away wrap up, abrupt discovery is put formerly in a few that in wrap up to replaced the dress to disappear, remain two pieces of paper to be there.
His pick up looks, nearly insults the past, so this is Wu Gang child the Zhang sheet that leaves him and the pawn ticket that hock spreads! Zhang Chan Shangqing is clear about Hunan to writing down: , when clothings how many how many; , how much to pay food and drink how many. Did not lack one seat, also did not write down more, balance each other of income and expenses, just in time is good.
Magnify mouth wishs really at this moment him fan two mouth, did not want to come these days, those who eat those who drink is original be oneself unexpectedly! Now but good, not only no less than Hangzhou is slow-witted going to, the travelling expenses that returns old home repeatedly was done not have, magnify mouth is gotten be forced all the way the degree of return to one's native place of beg for food, this falls is to stretch big mouth to eat all directions really.
Somebody borrows then " on the west Jiang Yue " names of the tunes to which Chinese poems are composed, acid magnify mouth says: "Be born with one magnify mouth, have a thing inherently, delicacies of every kind is not strange, had better silver coin back and forth. Who knows box to fall basket, gold clothing and other articles of daily use flies together, eat at that time grinning, those who eat is him formerly! Those who eat is him formerly!!
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