A collection of selected specimens of humorous short message
A Diamond Lasts Forever, but Only One Diamond May Lead To Going Bankrupt.
Diamond constant is ages ago, one goes bankrupt.
They Have Backgrounds, while I Have My Back!
The family has a plenty of setting, and I have a plenty of a back!
When We Come Out To Struggle, we'll Have To Change The Telephone Numbers Sooner Or Later.
Come out to mix, want to change name sooner or later.
Sometimes People Also Need The Spirit Of The Closestool, press The Button, and Everything Will Be Clean.
The person also needs closestool drive sometimes, press button, what is clean.
Distance Produces No Beauty, but A Mistress.
Those who be apart from generation is not beautiful, it is small 3.
While A Fatty Is Eating, the Scale Is Watching.
The person is eating, the balance is looking.
Life Is Like A Phone Call, either You Hang Up First, or I Hang Up First.
Life resembles calling, not be you are hanged first, it is I am hanged first.
A Smile Is Just An Expression, which Has Nothing To Do With Happiness.
Laughing is an expression only, have nothing to do with joy.
Dreams Are Like Underwears, you Have To Have Them, but You Needn't Prove Them To Everyone.
Ideal resembles briefs, want to have, but cannot meet the person proves you have.
It's Better To Have A Regular Income Than To Be Fascinating.
Let a person mesmerize with its, be inferior to having a fixed income.
What's The Matter With You? Say It And Make Everyone Happy.
The thing with not happy what do you have? Speak out to make everybody happy.
When One Is Sad, no Matter How Happy The Song Is, one Cannot Stop Crying.
The person is in sadness when, no matter hear how happy song, can not stop weep.
Tired? That's Right, comfort Is Left For Dead Persons.
Tired? Tired right, comfortable leave a the dead.
When Happiness Knocks On My Door, I May Not Be At Home.
When knock happily, I am not in the home probably.
It's Not Hard To Be Single. What's Hard Is To Deal With People Who Are Trying To Get You To Stop Being Single.
Lone not difficult, difficult is to deal with those leave no stone unturned to want to let you end single person.
