The word says, programmer this industry, earn although do not calculate little,
But work overtime staying up late also is common occurrence, the work is very hard,
If touch an employer that does not know a technology to return issue confused orders again, perhaps invite the client that person ascertain does not show,
That pressure is greater.
These days somebody gouge advise others by using one's own experience of a programmer,
Tell the post of the flooey worry that encounters in groovy job,
Can say special plunge into a heart. . .
Once, the manager is taking anger to call to me,
Interrogatory I why the item that I make is in umbriferous on looked to show a half only.
I hurry to assembly room at once, a flock of managers are in inside at that time,
I block the water bottle in front of measuring projector right move 5 centimeters later, a hush. . .
The yearly salary of manager of this one house adds up more than 3 1 million,
When me what also did not say to be done silently decided " big difficult problem " hind,
Manager people the puppet that becomes bashful from indignant mode second.
I say with a trainee, let her first computer power source " cut off " waiting to change new.
As a result she took side milling cutter to cut off all electrical wiring completely,
Very good, this child thoroughly cool cool.
Tell the truth, she completed the work by what I say, perhaps I should explain some more in detail. . .
By the way, she resigned now the job of IT ministry, converted financial department to work,
There is side milling cutter over there them if only.
IT department manager phones me from his office, the report that says me is not whole,
I come to his office, look at his eye,
The roller that attends screen was pulled downward. . .
Hum, true at that time awkwardness arrives the utmost,
My not quite up to the mark wants to ask him: "Do you joke with me be opposite? "Do you joke with me be opposite??
Live to protect nevertheless my job, I choose what to did not say to leave. . .
Sent a mail to the client, there is scheme of a piece of check to use explanatory software to install measure inside,
Like looking at the interface that resembles installing a program.
Result client opens mail and waited for 5 hours,
Waiting for scheme of that piece of check to help him get on software installation all the time.
What I hear a client to say this thing from the mobile phone is flashy, not quite up to the mark laughs at uric trousers.
Do not pass or pretend to say calmly: "The program is installed, you can delete mail. You can delete mail..
The client calls for the black white of printer leaked,
It is actually, she opened Chinese ink powder box with screwdriver, asperse all black white in printer. . . (think such ability are printed probably)
Truth says, the effort that I give to user place is impressive.
Additional, table, printer and a few floors need to change new, good club is marvellous!
The client calls angrily say he cannot be solved control a file.
The fact is he needs solution to press very much at that time " hunt old and well-known family " game goes calling a few wild geese inside. . .
(" hunt old and well-known family " it is an imitate is in with catapult lakefront gamy, operation is extremely simple kill time pastime little game)
After seeing file name,
I want to say only: "Everybody should have happened without the thing, hurry a file cutout! Many thanks! Many thanks!!
These spat groove to cause the resonance of a lot of netizens,
Everybody open beautiful type spits groovy mode.
The member that regard a future as foreword (I prefer to be called " the handsome boy that builds computer " ) ,
Receive change what wallpaper screen protects to appeal the amount does not come over to number more.
I: Affirm all power supply cord had been inserted please, mains switch already was opened.
The other side: Of course, I am so do ah, I am not fool.
(after a few seconds) hey! Him bifurcation is good!
Mom: The 2nd my monitor is not bright.
I: Mom, is power source leaving?
Mom: Of course.
Drive 20 minutes to drive the adult on the mother to the home in,
Discovery is power source did not leave as expected.
Gallop as IT bound old driver of 10 years, a word that I like to listen most is,
"Your meeting blackart? "Your meeting blackart??
Be like me to stand by their computer, computer is darling and obedient like regular job.
"Restart try? " (textual it is drama of god of code farming subject matter " IT maniac " classical actor's lines)
In IT industry the job let me lose the faith to human nature.
Sign in of IT v/arc a well-traveled, once somebody left Zhang Xiao to us,
Say the milk in the automat gave out. . .
(those who think the person what machine of IT major can be repaired is true many)
It is when I encounter the most marvellous bar that make,
"Can be you mixed to me is the mouse with Win7 compatible system filled up? "Can be you mixed to me is the mouse with Win7 compatible system filled up??
God forehead, save save me!
"How much is my password? "How much is my password??
I also had encountered to do those who laugh,
The staff of ministry of a customer service calls come, let us go the individual moves her computer volume a little bit big,
It is herself shift is little obviously. . .
I am not personnel of professional IT technology, but I am whole office the person of the most perfectness computer,
I once taught my boss how to turn send email.
Looking is really...
Be kind to the programmer darling beside please people (cover face
Ref:
Https://www.boredpanda.com/funny-it-work-stories/
Https://imgur.com/gallery/0YZQX
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Very traitorous salty fish: Taking kitchen knife to cut wire, all the way scintilla is carrying electricity
Black hook: Once the girl looks for me, say computer obviously thing of it doesn't matter, memory of total however clew is insufficient (her meaning should be to store the space is insufficient) , next I visit rubbish station, file of one big Tuo is piling Mom Ye not clear sky, next I pretend to say this is was inbreaked by the hacker, be at ease that hacker is good without my technology, opened Cmd to install the Qing Dynasty after can forcing to be over for nothing next reclaim stand
UniJane: Product of this pair of electrons also too not sensitive, every time my pa Mom should ask how I use mobile phone computer, younger sister asks even me, do I want to say you yourself won't select a site everywhere. Joining a fellow student also is, I cut a video to add a caption, did not undertake other any operations, perhaps turn with format factory a format, they feel I am great mind, the competence of use consecutively Word makes them amazed, is this attends class to teach?
New chamber pot: Hello IT. Have You Tried Turning It Off And On Again?
Pig pig fights a landlord: Interview official: What Is IT? Jane: Internet Thing
_Sheep small Wen: Yesterday, how the airborne leadership that I teach us the branch is duplicate sticky stick
The wild Yuan Xiaokui of fresh water seaside: Be in before me naughty Sai software is bought on treasure, after that little elder brother gives me online installation, I discover those who show going up to computer is to come over to my onboard writes next I am fretted interrogatory he says result of little elder brother " you laid bat " I see hum... feel embarrassed... ...
SAmRoland: Grandfather grandmother calls previously let me repair a television to say the remote controller is trashy how to press the past is driven to taking air conditioning remote controller to open a TV set after reacting I decide whether the remote controller has report repeatedly. . . Air conditioning also did not plug phone. .
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