1, cousin home child is 4 years old when the cold has a fever, 1000 fool 10 thousand cheat saying is to give his father to give or take an injection to just be willing to go to a hospital, go that nurse is pressed be about to give or take an injection to him, cry at the same time Ao wail: You lay wrong person! You lay wrong person! Hospital instant changes mirth place.
2, the elder sister just goes out ran, with the little brother together, after running a little while, the little brother was blundered, go asking on the elder sister say: "Don't have a thing? " that goods climbs to sweep the ash that sweeps a body to go up, say calmly: "Do not have a thing, be tired, bending over to rest meeting. Bending over to rest meeting..
3, oneself open lock major, help a 20 bud girls that come forward open a lock. I say: "Open a lock 50 yuan " . Girl frown head says: "You let " . See she jumps only one foot, the door opened. Said to me sentence: "Thank, need not. " my instant is messy...
4, yan Rong's gaunt patient says to the doctor: "The stray dog outside my home window barks all night endlessly, I want simply mad! " the doctor opened sleeping pill to him. After a week, the patient came again, look appearance to compare last more tired out. The doctor asks: "Is sleeping pill invalid? " the patient is downhearted path: "I chase those dogs every night, although,can be good catch not easily, how doesn't it also agree to take sleeping pill. How doesn't it also agree to take sleeping pill..
5, one brother wants to enter a high-grade village, was ensured public security to bar by the doorway come down, anyway does not let enter, security personnel: "Who knows you are good person or hellion, must not enter? " path of brother anger anger: "You are waiting! " say, draw out skill machine, chased after goddess of 10 years to call to oneself, the phone just was dialed, the brother left to avoid carry to security personnel, hear a telephone call only then the head transmits phonate sound: "I had said with you how many times, you are a good person, but we are improper really! " brother path: "This issued me to be able to be entered! "This issued me to be able to be entered!!
6, son of 4 years old, be in rural grandma home, call to the son today say to want to take him to go up nursery school, just said two words ask he wishs to not be willing to go nursery school, suffering forces the child says actually: "You are mixed quickly your Mom talks, your Mom thinks you, my thing still is put first. " without language, present child should counter a day.
7, mother-in-law is too quick-witted really, when daughter-in-law goes to school, do not pay the tuition fee to her, let her apply for to aid learn loan, I married son's wife after graduation, next. . . The task that still shifts falls on my head.
8, like neighbour home daughter very long, because we compete somewhat on two businesses field, very few come-and-go. This day, in elevator I and she. She says suddenly: Actually we can be in twice very well. How to do? I ask her. She is bashful say: For instance allied, are you willing? I am fierce nod: I am willing! She: There are a batch of moneys now, your pa plans to be grabbed with his relatives by marriage, how to do? At this moment elevator door opened, I run into the home hastily and cry: Mom, mom! Somebody wants to let me do not marry wife. Mom comes out to ask from the kitchen: Who is so bold? Father! I am answered.
9, coach: Different thing hampers you make outstanding football athlete.
Player: What thing?
Coach: Your left foot and right leg.
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