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1.Shep
Today, I was asleep on the sickbed of the hospital eventually, but nightly be on duty of nurse most night woke me up. Because she wants me to take sleeping pill according to doctor's advice, but if the word of my need just gives me,what say on doctor's advice is. FML
2.Dumbucksally
Today, my male friend of 30 years old because 4 years a persistent excessive take with mental health medicaments be in hospital. He says be in hospital makes his be enlightened a lot of, so he should is opposite I am thoroughly straight-out and opposite. Next he told me, he and he gives birth to mother happening to cross a relation. He just gave birth to mother meet again with him last year. FML
3.Kenneth
Today, I must drive car helps me 40 miles that is foolish be short of son dry to illegally or forcibly occupy the big spider that does not go in his room. This is foolish be short of the child to be stranded dare not go out in the room, because of him wife went out to go to work and he himself dare not drive a spider again. How did I raise a so recreant son. FML
4.Anonymous
Today, I come off work come home, bathed quickly. Of one mind is only dozy good become aware, next my head lies into make water of one beach cat. I can give mattess now only first a bath takes to sleep in sofa finally again after washing be clear. FML
5.Why Is There No 'family' Category?
Today, I just know my Mom has a habit, namely every time the toilet on me when her metropolis listens to after bathroom door. In order to ensure function of my my intestines and stomach is in healthy and good position all the time. FML
6.Anonymous
Today, in cathedral, I me the hand of year of young son is taken out from inside his briefs from his when coming, he cries greatly " the pencil that I let me greatened " . A new church should search to come after me devotional. FML
7.Anonymous
This morning, the scream of my Mom gives me slept lightly. Because her body has disability,I fear what to accident happens, jump down a bed to run to her room to look immediately so produced what job. The cat that is my home only as a result brought back a field mice regards as our gift. Only question is that field mice is living still, the gift that I can accept next feline cats first only gives mouse again next throw. FML
8.Anonymous
Today, my pa forgot to take testimony of my Canadian permanent resident. The airport that we may want to be in Japan tiredly period of time. FML
9.CharlesEmersonW
Today, I came to realize I am in eventually bisexual respect is to have many slow. Before you when a woman seem Ruth is faced take off like Jiekena completely and when the pose that places hold up person, she expects not be your expression absolutely resemble a gent turning around immediately euqally walk out of a door, not be absolutely! This thing has gone 5 years, I also regretted 5 years for this. FML
10.Bad At Math
Today, it is fully sodden that I phoned me to because they are honest,discuss my mathematical result. The 2nd chapel that this ability terms begins. FML
11.Nikke
Today, I when giving dinner settle accounts, my credit card refuse payment this brushstroke trades. The lady that dates with me on stands up immediately go person. When air hostess brushs card the 2nd times, this piece of card useful. FML
12.Oops_i_did_it_againnn
Today, heart of my whole body is defied appear in cathedral again, because I go up,Sunday died in church moment noisy fart helps my a single person incidentally. But I am a priest. FML
