1, Home Laozhang has two brother to did not break up, this day, the old and daughter-in-law went into town, the second and daughter-in-law are in the home, come in the home by chance receive antique, look up and down one time in Home Laozhang, staring at a broken chair to ask: ? Se of kasaya of Ke of bank handsome?
Of the second and daughter-in-law Jing close not approach mouth, eyeball turns, answer: ? Install eunuch Dian?
After half month, the old and second break up, the second says, what furniture does not want, be about that broken chair, the old nods.
Break up that evening, the second and daughter-in-law are excited on the bed sleep to be not worn become aware, the old and daughter-in-law are excited on the bed also sleep to be not worn become aware, does the old say: to daughter-in-law?
2, development business band is small 3 spend birthday to hotel of 5 stars class, cake is pushed, development business sees fire, does interrogatory service give birth to: ?
Does the service give birth to: ? Is Bu of apology of dainty of case of male of of of postscript Ren contrary to toad of ?
Develop business: ? Stop Jie of of Min Xia of chasm of cheek of engrave of of Mao Sang of of of Sun an ancient wine vessel made of horn?
Does the service give birth to: ? ?000 of Ran of arsine of of bank circle yellow Se piece decorate cash pledge "
Develop business: ? Bay scrupulously and respectfully does a key to do sth persuade Sang Jun of evil of benzyl of ignoranting of assist of engrave of detain Yang gourd ladle?
Does the service give birth to: ? Fly?00 of Shen of of Huan of Ran of of peptide of tall of of tip abundant piece "
Develop business angry: ? Bay of of wolf of tall of dainty of admire n/HONNing be unworthy of the honor?
Does the service give birth to: ? Cling to is У of of of apology of border of error of malleolar Sao difficult be good at?
Develop business: ? Saddle ?
3, towards evening, 34 youths are in at the door the park drunk, there still is empty bottle in the hand, : of path of the help sb to get over his worries before I go up?
Youth angry: ? of Sao of the willful that make smooth with a rake is displayed swim new moon of Wu of father of of low Cou of pigheaded those of vinegar of Fu of Ci of of cherry of fade live abroad tending or guard a gate chases after outfit bifurcation to defeat cough large bamboo hat of coil of delay of of sea of terpene of twinkling of the that chant < a cricket closely question mires Bi makes fun of Bo of Jin of carbon of Yi ⒖ to defeat dredge is chanted, bottle of book notebook, liquor wants completely "
Groan, this year, won't choose a route, receive junk to work repeatedly bad!
It is good really that two adults play so before the face of young lovers
4, take male friend to come home for the first time, when old father drinks tea, do not take care to be aspersed on the floor, male friend wraps dishcloth on the hand to brush the ground neatly immediately.
Old father: Boy, wholesome convention is good!
Male friend: I this is professional habit!
Old father: Your what profession?
Male friend: Labour of give sb a rubdown with a damp towel!
5, in barber shop, hairstyle division is marketting member card to a client, the client does not agree to do, but hairstyle division still is in babble, say a member not only tonsorial can hit fold, still can enjoy many additional services. The client is so irritated that the client be overcome, flite hairstyle division. Unexpectedly hairstyle division says to her: "This guest, your allergy puts in allergy 's charge, name-calling is incorrect, in our inn, have a member only ability is qualified name-calling. Have a member only ability is qualified name-calling..
Guessing this wind-force is a few class
6, the mobile phone was stolen, got me urgently to cry on the spot, be at a loss. The boy friend follows my say calmly: "Believe me, I help you be chased after certainly! " such, a hour went, the boy friend chased after the mobile phone to me as expected, nevertheless all things in the mobile phone had been expunged, mobile phone card also was thrown, the carapace of the film that connects a mobile phone and mobile phone was thrown to me. But I or decision, my this all one's life is not such boy friend he was not married.
7, husband rides motor to taking me, I am paying his dress.
Going, he lowers his head to see my hand, say: "Handle installs me in dress bag. "Handle installs me in dress bag..
I get ground of a twenty-five-stringed plucked instrument to say: "Oh, still know to feel distressed me, be afraid that I am cold? Be afraid that I am cold??
Answer of 2 goods husband says: "There is cigarette in my bag, be afraid of.
Your trick-cycling does not deserve to go up at all me, my foregone
8, I caught a cold. 8, I caught a cold..
"Drink water more. "Drink water more..
"Drink your younger sister more! You besides call old woman to drink water to you still can make a point more actual and useful? " she is growling hanged a phone.
After 20 minutes, rang to knock sound.
It is the boy friend came foolishly then, she thinks, man this plaything, do not nod to her fierce he does not know an immensity of the universe!
Pull open the door, not be male friend, a labour sending water outside the door is carrying pail of clean water to say to her: "Your boy friend calls call me to send a bucket water to you. "Your boy friend calls call me to send a bucket water to you..
9, husband says suddenly: "Wife, can you love me all the time, no matter I am poor,still be riches and honour, health still is a disease. . . " I say: "Of course ah! " husband says: "Wait rejoin a moment, I had not said. . . No matter I am to eat one's head off, smoking drinks, do not consider be eager to make progress, interesting game. . . " I. . . Want to lay a person very much! ! !
You can give this dancing hit a few minutes
10, go with nephew of elder brother's wife night fair. Listen in front one 10 come year old the girl says to one eldest sister: "Mom, I think you buy a skirt. Class of your every sky is very painstaking, do not have time to take me to go out to play. I use summer vacation to helped 4 classmates keep mathematical operation, earned 400... " in my heart boast girl is sensible, see hold tight of elder brother's wife wears nephew ear asks: "Is the girl of your class in front? One summer vacation did not see you keep mathematical operation, a few days ago do you want 100 dry what to me? ... "
