Does one roommate of 1. ask: ? Quan of honest of Quan visits Pi to make intelligent Li Chinese ostrich smooth with a rake post high and steep punishs lane Cuo not to bet mother an ancient drinking vessel dainty of handsome money yellow lonely tooth anchor chasm does not have? of ancient wine vessel " " the dog can take bone to dipping in excrement eats. . . .
On 2. bus one pair of sweethearts, monochromatic wolf feels woman at one's convenience, male friend does not have any expression. To station hind male friend gets off Lothario hold tight, adept land is savage cummer swagger off is carried after be being hit. One website is voting analytic reason. The person of 75% is cast " this boy is to waiting for skill to cool... "
3. the girlfriend says to me today: My person is in the home, lie on the bed, very doleful. I say, you go seeing horror piece, such you feel you in the house more than your person.
Cousin of 4.4 years old comes be a guest, I help him bathe, the girlfriend telephoned at this moment. Because hand inconvenience left to avoid,carry, does she ask I am working? I say I am helping my little brother bathe. Next she is abrupt dialect turns, sinister smile is worn say, wash clean place, I come back to want to eat him in the evening. Next, my cousin was frightened to cry.
5. " gentleman, you cannot go in! " a firemen blocks me. "Do not bar I, let me quickly go in. " " inside igneous situation is very fierce, I am the safe consider that is you. Ask drop back. " " then I should go in more, I cannot helplessly look at igneous situation to spread and apathetic. " " then your TM is taking a raw mutton to string together is what meaning... "
6. has a person to call true cough up Suo, married a wife to make want you to be in charge of, gave birth to a son to make a trouble. One day the trouble disappeared! Husband and wife two go reporting a case to the security authorities. The police asks father: Do excuse me you call this man what name? Does father say: ? of scepter of delay of of of of Chang of an ancient type of banner hoisted on a featherdecked mast of of ＞ of Chan ┼ grand treats orangutan of a surname of thing the tip of a twig to see? of Pa of the tip of a twig of Zheng want you to be in charge of. Is the police very angry say: ? N/HON be unworthy of the honor and moisture in the soil reduces? husband and wife two say: Picky.
7. sees friend of a local tyrant is drinking yoghurt to lick cap today, was seen by me, I say: "Eldest brother you are so rich, drink yoghurt to still lick a lid? " he answers me lightly: "What do you know, I eat a lid to go up only this. " say to throw yoghurt.
8. caught fire, he calls the police say: 119, my home produces fire. 119 ask: Where? He says: Be in my home. 119 ask: Bit more specific. He says: In the kitchen of my home. 119 ask: I say your present position. He says: I bend over it is below the table. 119: How can we just reach your home? He says: Are you to there is fire engine? 119 say: Burn you dead foolish X calculated.
