1. just returns a dormitory, roommate at the same time hastily face having bubble, look at watch at the same time. How do I ask him those who eat is so urgent? He says: "Alas, , within an inch of expired. Within an inch of expired..
The wedding of my cummer before one brother plays a few days ago wrapped 2. a red bag of 10000! The happy the bride hand that playing my brother sits in desk! Wine crosses bride of 3 make one's rounds to ask me the brother why so spend money, brother drinks much said sentence: Consider a money more than this is counted! The result sits the bridegroom face on the side is green... green
3. son plays game to be discovered by mom. Mom is very angry. Mom: You if or else tries hard, resemble you later pa is euqally trashy, seek a poor job, do not marry good wife. Father: So old, you admitted eventually. . .
4. sleeps in the evening, the girlfriend says she sleeps not consider is changed sleep at the same time, I from above cross the past to be changed with her. Had done not have a few minutes, she says or sleep not consider is changed, then I crossed the past to change again. Do not have her a little while to say to want to change again, I cross the past to just laid down, cummer one foot kicks me get out of bed say: "You are special 3 live a door and be not entered! "You are special 3 live a door and be not entered!!
After 5. had had dinner yesterday, taking small treasure to go out to take a walk, see downstair a few belles are in jockey, changed several people, be stupefied is to did not stop into the car go up, I looked to go nevertheless really... say: I help you stop, a few belles did not think, agreed, I go up, reverse gear, separation and reunion, cheer, get sth done without any letup... listen to Duang only, minibus lies on the side gun... I come down to look, muddled, not be obviously such ah... heart of a few belles is quite big, say to me unexpectedly: Close, you dare not do us a few times, did... I this old face ah...
6. goes out in the morning go to work to just walked along crossing, come over head on an old man, complex body goes to listen to an old man to cry at the back: Hey, do you touch me to want to run? See old guy lying in underground later, the Buddhist nun those who touch porcelain. I say: We does not bring father's elder brother of bluff person, have here photograph like the head. Old man: Looked early, without. I scold: Do not have monitoring you also dare so savage! Firm firm stamp goes on bipod, face about runs.
Do not have a meal well when 7. young nephew is 3 years old, always want adult to feed. My meet unexpectedly be in again piquant, with respect to gally he says: Again bad and delicious meal I sell a beggar you, let you every day beggar eat. Young nephew: Wait for me to grow you so big, you grow me so big, I also sold you. Ah! It is OK still to look like me rejuvenescent. . .
Had you heard of 8. ? The person's shadow is fetch actually. The color that sees sign can see the person's situation. Oh? How to say? If shadow color is deeper, the body that shows you then is good, soul is thick, such A, that if is my shadow color light? Explain my body is bad? Not, that explains... your fetch is weak. . .
2 goods of 9. wife is a the highroad crazy, without direction-sense, firm she bought card of a piece of mobile phone newly to want to come embarrass I, holding nose to phone me to say: Mr Li hello, have your express delivery, the trouble is taken to village doorway. I speak intentionally: Which door be? She talks in whispers in a low voice: North issues Na Zunxi on right east, laugh suddenly: East the door, be east the door. My her uncle is direct one saliva gush came out. . . A few years did this live to still need such writing down?
10. has a pair of young husband and wife, be in hospital parking lot, female pregnancy, get off wow wow spat, male wood having a place slows, be in with respect to the station look at aside. The wife is angry say: "You are patted to me pat! " male take skill chance immediately, ca of Ka Ca Ka, took several photo... ... ask a wife next: "Wife, send a friend to encircle now? " I feel they should be met hit.
