Bound of movie and TV has selection year to rot piece award of golden acerbity berry, golden broom award, medium bound has unsuccessful news photography to exhibit, the joke of scientific group takes on must belong to " do laugh at nobel prize " .
Nobel prize is putting on banquet, to salute of Swedish royal family; Do laughing at nobel prize is to love to wear what to wear what, (return somebody to dress up bee) , but require with high respect of meatball of Xiang Ruidian tradition.
Design of nobel prize cup is elegant, have stake of a huge sum; Get the cup that laughs at nobel prize more resembling is work of pupil handiwork course, bonus also holds out a huge sum -- money of 10 trillion Zimbabwe, approximate 0.2 yuan of RMBs.
Science is earnest, but the kind that appreciates science is not certain however earnest.
In history of 28 years, biologic award promulgates to cross the mankind how to so that be mixed in the goat to get along,abstain artificial limb; One of economics award winners are mixed from the sale the angle of market sale, undertook study to the disposition of stone; Diagnostic medicine award has had driven decelerate belt, do not ache even if do not have appendicitis; Literary award is we still did not know, why to have in all languages " Huh (what) " this word; Physical award has when the person walks banana skin, the attrition force between sole and banana skin; The person that psychological award discovers to evening sleeps more self-appreciation; Peaceful prize develops a method that makes explosive diamond...
A task of bear the palm still has the door leaf of painful thorough heart like philosophy: Romantic love and forcing disease badly to be told from biochemistry distinguish hard.
Will see the favorite this year again. Medical award promulgates to sit the research that switchback can help eduction kidney stone. The stone inside system of many urology stone patient " disappear without trace " , when they report with the doctor, happen to coincide the United States has sat before the ground mentions this Dishinile the switchback of garden.
The doctor considers, this thing is too artful also, act on the rigorous spirit that studies scientificly, did a test. The model of kidney ureter man-made that puts the stone of 3 different measurement in silicone to do, inside mount true make water. 3 stone sat 20 rounds switchback of tramcar of hill of gigantic thunder hill, record next initiative positions respectively, take train area, final position to wait. Result discovery, sit in switchback hind the successful rate that throws stone is 64 ％ , and the successful rate that takes in front is 17 ％ . "Stone and make water " the brigade of switchback, publish finally in " periodical of American bone ill association " on.
Still the Chinese was taken this year do laugh at Nobel economics award, be fond of old general to run quickly! Their research task is: Use witch poisonous baby undertakes a curse to the boss effective. This is discovered by the group that forms from China, Canada, Singapore and American, take pinprick a mean person, make your mood better not only, still won't be fried squid.
"We want to understand why subordinate can undertake retaliation to the boss. We know, big to the boss growl cries adverse to your professional career. So what is revengeful action? Why is people done so? " group member says, they study the attack behaviour of duty field technically, after people been tryinging fictitious witch poisonous baby, "A few wrong think of a way by ' time-out ' " .
Although do,laugh at nobel prize to be full of " the head that do not have li " , but it is real science however, the research of all bear the palm ever was published on famous science magazine. Its consistent tenet is, let person split one's sides with laughter first, again fetching and thoughtful.
Holand physicist installs Delie Haimu to use float of technology of magnetism in suspension to remove a vivid frog, because this is obtained,did 2000 laugh at Nobel physics award. After 10 years, he and student by " concern material of Xi of 2 dimension black lead start sexual test " with one action carried off 2010 Nobel physics award.
Each years do laugh at nobel prize, the winner participates in prize-giving celebration and real nobel prize is mixed handclasp of new advance winner. Those who believe to be delivered between these two hands is pair of scientific passion likewise.
Just can flinch secretly when hand of within one's grasp only among them your control. Joking it is perforative and whole get the major idea that laughs at nobel prize. The appearance of cold high of its debus science, cast obscure paper accent, also do not have average award nervous feeling of competition, from A to Z, letting what the person sees is a scientist regard Everyman opposite as work and scientific research have deep love for, and be apart from warmly between science and life.
In the person of all bear the palm, one makes my impression the deepest. It is the fictitious research that promulgates to had done to fictitious character: Go up century, somebody discovered the heaviest element Administratium in the universe.
Its atomicity is 0, before Beryllium of hydrogenous helium lithium is boracic, it has a neutron, 125 assistant neutron, 75 deputy neutron and 111 assistant deputy neutron, one does not have the element of proton or electron, atomic weight has 312 actually.
Devoid electron, so Administratium is inert. Lazy to what degree, the reaction that 1 second can finish, the reaction after joining Administratium is protracted 4 days, and it is returned poisonous!
This kind of element is extensive consist in nature, like to stay in government and enterprise especially on that piece of the biggest desk. The scientist thinks method to come eliminate noxiousness, prevent its destruction, but at present till still did not discover efficient way. When of the breakthrough that day, estimation can be taken again do laugh at nobel prize.
Was opposite, the Chinese of Administratium is called: "Bureaucratic " .
Original title: What we do is to laugh, more scientific
