Xi Hong city head rich be not do purely laugh piece, there also are a lot of satirizes inside. Do you understand Xi Hong did city head become rich? It is a classical folly. Sand audition Sa says.
The first, those who have money is foolish bird, turn into possibly also to invest the home outstandingly.
Money has successful opportunity, organic meeting wins big money.
The Zhuang Jiang that nonsense is illogical and his foolish bird schoolmate is old clever (this guy looks is idiocy) , invested the land for building of an unmanned make inquires at random.
Classical dialogue: Big clever " after graduation, I ponder over the path of investment all the time, if it were not for my Mom forces I leave building activity activity every day, I did not plan to give mountain. Ahead of schedule come to an agreement or understanding, my cost is very high, I do not want wage, but if I help you make money, I want the profit from you in draw-out 10% . " king is fishy " that is no good, besides deduct a percentage from a sum of money, you must be mixed he is same, you cannot take the base salary of 500 thousand less one minute. " big clever " good, for you, I break rules. I break rules..
However because of unmanned make inquires, be taken a fancy to to make room learning an area by the government (because tear open change the easiest) , earned 10 at a draught 100 million.
King is fishy and original spent and main, nice not easy gift 1 billion flower a most, this falls to faint on the spot.
Joke puts in joke 's charge, this also sends a person thoughtful.
2 wisdom barrier are only because have money, organic meeting scores the huge success of investment.
Contrary, you do not have money, also do not talk to go up investment, also won't succeed of course.
The 2nd, what investment thinks without you is so complex
King is fishy for a month inside prodigal drop 10 100 million, invest industry of the setting sun, cerebral damage industry wildly.
However, the behavior of this kind of unimaginably queer, let market in a tumult rise, think Wang Duo fish saw what business chance for certain.
Add Wang Duo fish to invited Suoluosi to eat big reins, the investment home of the market thinks he discovered true golden mine entirely.
Then, everybody invests accordingly, let these rubbish projects turn gold into the project at a draught.
for instance that bedlamite is done so that land swims implement, make one of the greatest inventions actually.
Classical dialogue: "Wang Zong, ask you to give me one minute time, the land that lets me introduce me to invent swims implement. " " I give you dichotomy clock, you introduce the mental disease that how you get well to me. You introduce the mental disease that how you get well to me..
Spoken parts in an opera, the fortune half above of the market comes from hype.
The 3rd, you are rich, you are classical
Have in the film very do laugh setting.
Wang Duo fish should change image, let barber cut the hair of home of a 1 billion body.
Result barber is whole a nondescript, have some of humourous hair style even.
Classical dialogue: Tonsorial " Wang Zong, the hairstyle of the billion body home that you ask has managed, it is much that you look little still. It is much that you look little still..
If be Everyman keeps this kind of hair style, you think this person is foolish absolutely bird.
However, after the picture that sees Wang Saicong, everybody is silent.
You are rich, you are classical
The 4th, is there the dog of money person? A lot of people are willing to do
After Wang Duo fish developed, promoted old friend Zhuang Jiang.
Although Zhuang Jiang is without ability, foolish spurt, belong the person of little root muscle.
In before security personnel also laughs at Zhuang Jiang: You are the henchman of king boss!
Classical dialogue: On the party, zhuang Jiang is taking mike to express benedictory time to Wang Duo fish, speaking out is words from heart: Wang Duo fish is my brothers, you always say I am a dog beside him, today, I want to let you this side look down upon my person, think I am the person of trash, look well, what to have when the dog bad? I want to say to you now " bark, bark, bark, bark!
The stage issues big Jing.
Of course, you know to be in China, how many person wants to make the dog of wealthy person?
The 5th, gentle degenerate returns cheap than upstart
Of Xia Zhu before south male friendly Liu Jian (cheap male) , xi Hong city " 10 old prominent young people " one of.
His glorious 4 shoot, write a book technically to teach a person how " the slave that does not make money " .
It is talk nonsense actually, this just wants to get rich the gentle degenerate that does not have the door just.
But Wang Duo fish is willing to give money to hold him in both hands, south Liu Jian instantly show one's true colours, applepolish arrives disgusting degree. Even, an advanced intellectual, did gardener for what money hesitates none, weed, dozen pesticide, kind the tree is wrapped completely, do not be afraid of dirty, do not be afraid of tired.
Fiercer is, he still can use culture applepolish, want than common lackey many fierce.
Two Taiwanese want bribe later he, give money and big tit woman.
Money is disrelished south Liu Jian little, playing just banner however, a decline.
After the Taiwanese increases raise the quota, plunge into the face into big tit instantly south Liu Jian in,
Avaricious and randy dissembler, return cheap than upstart.
Person broken bits and his like of 5 wool party, it is the cheap version south Liu Jian.
Classical dialogue: South Liu Jian " social popular feeling is too blundering " .
The 6th, money person seeks a woman still is very easy
We should like to ask, doesn't that girl have vanity?
Xia Zhu is not avaricious, but the fireworks show that still astonishs whole town for is touched (she imagines attraction from opposite sex consider as the birthday that celebrates him) , begin to one's mind disturbed.
Subsequently invite show of Wang Lihong special performance, whole town to profession advertisement bomb, xia Zhu was moved thoroughly.
Again good girl, only should bit of vanity adds big money not to calculate be fed up with, be captured very easily captive.
And of driver eldest brother that: Is this elfin should blossom what kind of? Ability confuses big money into such.
Xia Zhu listened very angry. Her life is not other, however she is general girl only actually, not be absolutely beautiful fox essence.
It is this kind of idea only, be apart from her by Wang Zong captive, not far also.
Actually, at least earlier, wang Duo fish presses a root to had not wanted to chase after her, just want to borrow machine is prodigal 1 billion.
Classical dialogue: Wang Duo fish bought all billboard, miss Xiang Xiazhu shows love, in this I want to raise two questions, one: Waste public natural resources so, is this appropriate? 2: With so costly and wide and accuse means comes courtship, can you get real love? Thank you to watch us today's program, this program loves Xia Zhu by Wang Duo fish exclusive assistance broadcasts.
The 7th, money can buy everything, but buy do not come honor
Wang Duo fish is used gigantic endowment the invitational tournament that bought constant group.
Is group of level of a third right is an Asia the strongest team?
Money can buy the game, OK even bribe team in order to win victory, but buy absolutely do not come dignity and honor.
Dignity and honor, should rely on oneself to go all out in work and all come.
King is fishy they are very weak, but go all out do his best to not be defeated by 2 digit, not hesitate to block a ball with the body for this.
Money won't greet the respect of constant group and fan, this kind of spirit that go all out in work, ability can greet respect.
The truth also is same, chinese upstart went to abroad is a kind when be made fun of.
Classical dialogue: Congratulation constant too team, can play a game with so great team, it is us all the time the dream since, I can buy a game, but I am bought will not win truly, I know to be in your eye my king is an upstart fishily, plainspoken I never receive brushstroke inheritance because of oneself and proud, but I am myself is a goalkeeper and proud, although this goalkeeper is done not have so outstanding.
The 8th, beg the treasure that do not have valence easily, have beau inaccessibly
Money can buy a woman, buy a family, but cannot buy love.
The brillant place of 2 father, see Wang Duo fish can be lost by money after all finally namely human nature.
Although Wang Duo fish daydreams also hope to get 30 billion, also know perfectly well had money what woman searchs get.
However, final he is beaten by the love to Xia Zhu, the belt that weep bitterly is worn money goes helping a person.
This is the flashy part of whole department film, wang Duo fish still preserves human nature finally.
Classical actor's lines: King is fishy " Xia Zhu, what do you know I abandoned? You do not give birth to 100 children to me later, you I am sorry namely I! You I am sorry namely I!!
The 9th, the world of the act like a snob
In the film, have representative snobbish attitude most, it is that hotel fat manager.
King is fishy they a flock of clodhopper walk into hotel of 5 stars class, fat manager swept the social class that judged them, know them money of it doesn't matter.
Then, fat manager is an obstinate and unruly instantly, stand high above the masses, be full of despised expression, tell Wang Duo the fish wraps inn of go with wine one day to want ten.
However, when Wang Duo the fish expresses to be able to give store of six packets of go with wine one day hind, fat manager becomes a pair of adulatory expression incidentally, kneel down with respect to difference.
Classical dialogue: King is fishy " you this member Bao Yitian, be ten, how is our blame member worn also get 200 thousand, so I must be chopped with you cut price, our try peaceful means before resorting to force. We this helps a person it is coarse person, considering hotel ageing, wear away, depreciation this, that runs quickly with respect to a day 300 thousand went. Plus us this packet with respect to a month, you look at us every day, that affirms those who block up to also be held out in the heart, increase bit of mental loss cost, a day 500 thousand, we such, a price, a month 20 million, be no good all right? Too won't embarrassed you? " fat manager " gentleman, you are too astute really, for a short while, I unexpectedly speechless. I unexpectedly speechless..
Classical dialogue: King is fishy " you also are a lot of snob in, most those who tell courtesy that. " fat manager fawn on laughs " got you uncle! Ask inside! " Wang Duo fish " I or the look that like you to just stubborn and intractable that pair! " Wang Duo fish " I or the look that like you to just stubborn and intractable that pair!!
The 10th, wealthy person can change the world easily
King is fishy for prodigal 1 billion, brainwave easily remembered what to do adipose danger.
Flashy, the lifestyle of whole town person, weigh about-face because of the money with fishy king.
Time of work of broadcasting station announcer, also do not forget fitness reduces weight make money.
Original and busy street, because of common people to make money, car does not have sign, turned the whole people into ran.
Because,all these is merely, wang Duo fish is willing to give money.
And what he takes out is nevertheless 10 100 million, and what he accedes later is 300 100 million.
That is to say, want wealthy person to be willing only, he can transform whole town.
Classical actor's lines: Sa is sanded " wealthy person can change the world easily! The poor can change him easily only! The poor can change him easily only!!
Send a paragraph of dialogue finally, everybody and Sa sand encourage: Get up everyday the first, make an energy of life to oneself first, eat more every time rice, want to say sound Is am sorry. Lens of demon lens demon sees me, where is my clavicle, beautiful, I want beauty, I should become 10 thousand people to confuse, pose, pose, I should become 10 thousand people to confuse, pose, pose, to become small sweet waist, carrying every day at a heat, to put on bikini, browse take salad essence of life, inherent beautiful abandon hard oneself character, eat what regrettablly I not be bored with, hard, I should try hard, I should become 10 thousand people to confuse, caloric calorie blocks a road, caloric calorie blocks a road, caloric my natural enemy, burn my calorie, do obeisance to, sweet circle, pearl tea with milk is convenient face, chicken of grail of chaffy dish rice, take away take away not polite, do obeisance to, coffeine, buddhist monastic discipline drops coke ring fat, sell outside sofa play game, do not stay up late again the body, come, hind turn, gal of high temperature gem lies on his back case, use feeling bicycle Puladi, medlar of the bubble in vacuum cup, come, deep breathing, morning runs night runs swim a few meters. Flat dumbbell rows machine, do not amount to a purpose not to abandon, I should become 10 thousand people to confuse.
