This year,
Had not experienced a few times " sociality dies " not be social person!
Sociality dies, those who point to is fie-fie before the public, lose face to do not have a face to see a person, want to have on the ground only seam the rate that can get.
Make public close of condemn " meaning with " .
Go out outer,
Awkwardness of hard to avoid,
These the most asphyxial companies that netizens see share in light of are dead the instant,
Who to see not exclaim:
[C class: Sociality dies]
Involve range: All sorts of common daily life petty thing, always having the dramatic progress that does not give a shop sign by card manage!
About husband and wife " fight "
Netizen: Fight with wife in night once, sleep lightly the daughter, the following day the family has a meal, daughter and her grandfather say: Pa fought in Mom night.
Lord child hum, say " have a meal rapidly, which come so much word? Which come so much word??
(⊙ O ⊙ ) ... my right now heart wants to explain, we are to fight really in pa ~ night!
The awkwardness in the dining room 23 things
Netizen: Go with the friend one day the dining room makes a meal, oneself are considering at that time eat what, the tomato that moved toward injustice next fries egg window.
When after I take dish to taste, should planning to nod a mobile phone to sweep a code to pay, of Shua ~ , my mobile phone lost control to fall into tomato to fry an egg in big iron basin, right now I am mixed the person that make food two faces are muddled force.
Right now, on the side the uncle making a meal of the window gives paper towel to come over kindly immediately, comfort: "Do not have a thing, the mobile phone still has sweet smell! The mobile phone still has sweet smell!!
My within an inch of cries at that time phonate, bearing awkwardness by force to make food sneaked away.
Chatting hair is wrong group
Netizen: I am not careful " pat smelly beauty to illuminate oneself " wrong hair arrived to work group in, when waiting for discovery, 2 minutes already passed, perfect missed the opportunity that is an upright person afresh.
Write down wholy at that time group silent, the working arrangement that only the leader sends and I am wearing hare headgear take a picture oneself, platoon platoon sits.
Netizen: When waiting for me to had considered how to should follow Wang Zong to explain, had done not have an opportunity ╥ of O(╥ ﹏) O!
Netizen: Working hours follows husband to kiss me in person on small letter, as a result slippery hair of a hand works group, the artfullest is the boss is assigning the task...
[B class: Sociality dies]
Involve range: Although substantially returns the blame that is everyday minor matter to be moved toward daily, but relatively concentration is in " Si " , " Niao " , " Pi " and the spot of out of control that all sorts of ugly performance appear in all, and the individual that still having organization or outbalance, witnessed this regale.
Date those things
Netizen: Date for the first time, dress up one time designedly, long hair waves, one word skirt, those who deserve to had gotten genu is tall with boot, that makes one lady really.
Meet spatial arrangement is in kin home, my Mom lets me be in around cherry is coarse she!
Came at that time a flock of children, want to eat cherry to be not picked, what I am waiting is dull, see a tree love not high also to go altruisticly greatly swarm picks cherry to eat to them, riding on the tree to be picked when vigorously, my Mom is getting swarm the kin of my home and should date the kin of object home came!
That occasion, ~ of click of the tongue this is I return single reason to now probably.
Netizen: Spend the New Year come home date, the other side is a of uncle home shirttail kin, meeting place was in surely in uncle home, when having a meal midday, they are in hall elder brother jest, I did not keep back laugh, nose excrement flies to the side to sitting date on object face, next he is dull a second, used a hand calmly to brush...
In public L runs quickly
Netizen: School morning exercises, the station after gather was gathered up by the person from the back in in front of trousers, of TM my as it happens did not wear underpants ~ underpants that day, the palpitant voice that hears me only is more resonant than the laugh on the playground!
Netizen: Junior high school when old father does not let my dabble, one day sneaks away secretly go out to go to reservoir swimming together with a few friends, was discovered by old father, the station throws clod to break me on the edge, not was bungled, angrier, the dress that packs up me came home, after coming up, my both hands is covering to leave a body, in a lot of person look attentively at, below the yock, went 3, 4 lis of ground come home.
A chapel dare not go out.
The boiler of haemorrhoid
Netizen: Get haemorrhoid to bleed to be able to not think the operation fills up a sanitary towel then. Move when play basketball too intense, sanitary towel drop out came, the key is above still contain full of stains or spots bloodstain, really bright blind eye of one numerous dog. You are guessed rightly, I am male. [Skeleton]
Of course, 2 class company still has these to death:
"You are to come of shit "
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[class A: Sociality dies]
Involve range: Touch not as good as defense sector is met by chance by other the your life eccentricity, little movement related to X. This limits brings about you likely permanent before the person that witnesses your ugly performance company ~ dies!
About things of those be ashamed be ashamed
Netizen: A person is in the home general cleaning, break up to before accidentally former small Die of the elder brother piece, put secretly with respect to curiosity look, result home person comes back suddenly, I what frighten so that die partly unplugged power source directly (forgot to take) . . When as a result they watch TV in the evening, appeared suddenly cannot · [description] cry. [Supercilious look]
Netizen: See small H piece when the little brother is on the side, think he is small still do not understand to should not return a responsibility, when result family is chatting together little brother
Say suddenly " the elder brother sees smooth Ding ride old horse with computer " ...
Still have the thing of be ashamed be ashamed of do with sb unconscious
Netizen: The company attends a meeting the boss when casting screen does not take care with one many staff peek the dabble hobby of my illicit man hour, right the ╥ of ﹏ of the small ╥ that believe O(that that plays a window is me) O.
Mr. Tony: The boy works to also want to notice to protect his outside.
Saw so much company be shared to death,
Does everybody think of him " is the organized body dead " incident?
Might as well share come out to make everybody one case happy breathe out happy ah,
If you feel to feel embarrassed,
That remembers this word please:
