Explode laugh daily (272) alas did not say, this rub garment board really hard...

Wife boudoir honey comes stay overnight at sb else's place, put 1000 on the desk the following day, say: This is the pin money that gives the child. I touch say: Need not, I have case-dough! Wife boudoir is sweet: Bullshit, I help you clean, all corners were swept, do not have money at all! I: In the interlining of ash-bin cap, my one's voice in speech just fell, boudoir honey is loud cry to wife: Small beautiful I say you still are not believed! Alas did not say, this rub garment board really hard...

One brother calls me to go to his home playing, playing to playing to think a toilet, a toilet door gets discovery suddenly to have one female changing clothes, hear scream of his little sister next. Back-to-back that brother pulls me to the sitting room, lighted root cigarette, extremely earnest say: "You look, the thing happened, I do not blame you, but you must be in charge of to my little sister, you are married after her! " 160 jins of right-and-left little sisters that I visited to hide in him to pretend to cry after one's death. . . . . .

Follow a girlfriend to did not come to mother-in-law home for the first time, on the bus, I see him old man occupied two, then I go by, say to the old man: "Uncle, you can let, my girlfriend was pregnant " old man anger: "Boil, again talk rubbish, father does you " I this comes on cruel disposition, drag an old man, just wanted to pull him, listen to a girlfriend only anxious cry greatly: "Pa, do not listen to his bullshit, I was not pregnant " me: "I lean, be over calf child "

Think what grandson realizes unidentified Bai Wei to be able to be troubled by heavenly palace greatly for nothing all the time, often do not play the monster on pass by however, the avalokitesvara that return fatigue too go up is old gentleman saving? Wanted to understand recently: What when be troubled by heavenly palace greatly, come up against work to jade emperor, force but not risk one's life needlessly; Oneself come out what come up against on the way to do poineering work, more up hill and dale!

The son of on one grade is crying to cry: Father, did not hit. I: You call me father, I have to be in charge of you, I am in charge of you to be about to hit! Son: Father, I know a fault... my bang bang is two hand: Do you know the fault is in which? The son is containing a tear to nod: Hum... I: Then you say, are you wrong today which? Son: My fault is calling your father, if do not call your father, you won't be in charge of me, won't hit me more! I: ...