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Armour: "I am in the school special the attention that gets a teacher. " third: "Why does the teacher pay close attention to you? " armour: "Because I cooperated a teacher to do a lot of tests, for instance, pass a test, reached bone compares the conclusion with firm broom, pass a test, reached the person basks in the conclusion that 2 hours won't suffer heatstroke below the sun, pass a test, reached the schoolboy can sweep the conclusion of women's lavatory, etc. Etc..
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Now, I sit machine of the handle when the bus was lost, after good intention person is collected, find a mobile phone indicate on address book for " son " person, call ask ask. Afternoon, company boss calls me the office, very amiable ground lets me sit down, take a mobile phone to be bungled toward my face next. . .
3.
Wife likes card games, a dozen it is all night, I often admonish her mahjong is a devil, but she objects, still called me to take money to go actually last night atone for she, my have to lets her take bit of lesson, say not to go. Result wife is urgent, growl path: You want to dare not come, I cover mahjong cloth on your head. Hum! I hanged a phone directly, closed machine sleep greatly quietly, until awake this morning, feel where is incorrect suddenly...
4.
Went to a supermarket that day, when turning to a certain goods shelves, see a lovely little girl and her mom just came out from inside, who had known to do not have one minute they came back again, little girl takes same snacks to ask: "Mom, can this I eat? " " cannot! " take again: "Is this also cannot? " ask 45 repeatedly, her Mom eventually mad: "You are sick, a moment ago not was to tell you, you cannot eat toothache recently sweet, ramble do you still come back to ramble? " little girl says calmly: "I look alien can order outer part to me in you. "I look alien can order outer part to me in you..
5.
Celebrate golden wedding to the couple. The wife drank a few cup hind and husband to say: "I am sorry, I am dishonest to you, so old, I did not tell you all the time, actually I am achromatopsia! " the husband is so excited that the husband say: "I also I am sorry you ah, so old, I am hiding the truth from you all the time, actually I am a black!
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Yesterday evening Ktv, one male colleague gives female fellow worker... said how much, the closest weather, a bit cool, did not catch a cold ~
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The office one female colleague resigned suddenly did not do, I am very strange, how to ask next leaders return a responsibility? After all capability of job of this female colleague is very strong, the leader says she was pregnant, I say to be pregnant to also do not have necessary abdication. The leader saw me say lightly sentence: She is afraid of look at you all the day, bad to her child.
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Watch a general term for young women is younger than elder sister's husband 8 years old, the face that express elder sister is tender coxcombry, original face posture shows elder sister's husband old, inherent a young person with greying hair is determined still not is oily. When new residence of firm move to a better place or have a promotion, the aunts of the village suspect watch elder sister is charming of Tibet of house of gold of elder sister's husband " small 3 " , husband and wife of sister holding the post of a watch how beautiful conjugal love also cannot give up aunts of honest and frank the look of jealousy... a day night, the make a noise about sth in the village came a group of person, shouting someone's name, be troubled by catch " small 3 " , be in next of enthusiastic aunts how-to below, the door that they beat the home that express elder sister successfully...
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The nurse prepares to give or take an injection to cook, cook looks later, big Jing: "How is syringe needle so big? " nurse: "You hit dish to use small spoon to me, I give or take an injection to you with big shot, people of so as to save says I retaliate you... "
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5 years old of young brother's daughter want I and her to play princely close Sleeping Beauty, I when prince she lies when Sleeping Beauty on sofa. The small cheek that tooting when me the mouth is apart from her 5 centimeters when, she is opened suddenly open one's eyes the hand is made cover heart shape say " ah! So ugly prince also dare kiss me! " next she skips Da is worn ran away...
