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Know 6 years with her, promised to do my cummer before below my violent offensive two years, from now on I am docile and obedient to her... her classmate meets today, I go going to work conveniently sends her the past by motorcycle. Hotel entrance, a few her classmates ask her:" Is this your boy friend? "Cummer lets me leave rapidly, say to her classmate:" Either, not when taxi, cried rub come over! "The heart is very painful! Should come loose? ? ! !
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Judge: You how the ox that steals Zhang Jia. Thief: I was not stolen. Judge: How does this ox reach your home. Thief: My go to market came home to collect a cord on the road that day, I pullback it, I come home to see ability discover to there still is an ox on this cord. . . . .
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Get the bilk short message of some bank, the disbursement that says me treasure is brushed 889 yuan to land bank website please in different ground, I am very calm delete a short message, because of the elder sister I also do not have so tall remaining sum in card of any a piece of bank...
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Tall 3 graduation, the teacher calls us to leave the phone of pa Mom, what to say for us hind of the university entrance exam is filled volunteer. Actually, we know, want to sell a few colleges, call will make ad with pa Mom. I clever am very clever, I did not keep the number of my father, write went up the number of classmaster Mom. Classmaster galley proof, fight with me. Hear of later, the Mom of classmaster signed up for an adult university to our classmaster.
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Spain is not the Spain 4 years ago any more, england also is not in former days England, true football strong team is won't degenerative. Football of scan widely international, can accomplish this have Chinese group only, or in those days Chinese team. Not be all team, can says outstanding; Not be all team, be worth you to be doted on all one's life, not be all team, make can be defeated especially.
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Daughter-in-law is latter disposition be good at, live apart with me what already amounted to half moon is long. I decide no longer be used to is worn her, treat! As expected, I move she lies pitiably on the ground. I am lending wine interest, lose wretch rope of one cut nylon: I plan to grind the strength that grinds you originally, did not think of your disposition is so big. Infiltrate is limbo fast half month? Are you taken refuse to obey? Is refusing to obey? Good, I help sb to fulfill his wishes you, grant your 3 feet white damask silk, the commit suicide on the horse! Abrupt, somebody appears will refuse is one a slap on the face: Hemp is hot next door, what brave man does the go flat that take a dog calculate? Kind of strong old woman comes! Genuflect is in my flop on the ground: Good son's wife. . . Big midnight. . . Had you not slept how?
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Mom is being taken strange ugly clinking child goes the zoo, greet sb with entrance guard beforehand: "See well the child that this is me, wait for can come out, can never mention it I stole the monkey inside. "Entrance guard nods. When be not being thought out, still was blocked, mom got angry, entrance guard explains hastily: "After you went, monkey of a mother thinks your spirit away its child, become unusual be agitated, bother you to bring back the child so, let it affirm... "
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The brother phones me: I should marry. I: Congratulation. Brother: Don't you follow bit of member money? I: Calculated along with member, sent a great gift. Brother: What great gift? I: Pump, hey, with form a complete set of new a form of address for one's wife! Brother: Lean, by detection. I: Hum, change aerate baby considers member fund, think beautifully
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Below one aunt public transportation when by thief from the back tear down the golden chain on her neck, thief must make off at once after show off, the aunt is crying to say: Boy, false you also are stolen! Thief listens, scolded, lost chain, the aunt sees thief goes far, immediately chain of pick up gold says: Leveret whelp, had a deficit old woman took skill
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Went out to dress up one time designedly, wait in the platform public transportation when see with Yu Guang several people are staring at me to look, immediately from the bottom of one's heart of a sense of pride and hair, think oneself are very popular still, next all sorts of receiving the abdomen places Pose, pass a little while, one aunt comes over to say to me: You can is keep to the side nodded? Shop sign of public transportation station was held off by you
