1, do laugh at Duan Zi: In the morning, I go to early city buying food, bought a lot of things, carry did not move. Right now, I hear one man to cry: Belle, carry was not moved! I look later, on pork booth one handsome young man, looking at me. I feel happy secretly, the handsome young man sees me grow beautifully, want to help me? Handsome young man: The belle buys bit of pork, ate pork, strong energy of life. Have effort, can carry later moved! Ni Ma!
2, do laugh at Duan Zi: In one's childhood, I just learned to ride a bicycle, ride in an alley, very narrow the sort of. Later, I discover that is blind lane, car abduct did not go out. Then, the my very helpless door that beats an other people, ask losingly infirmly: Is somebody in the home? In you the home gets off, OK? The belle will do laugh: You in one's childhood, also be funny compare
3, do laugh at Duan Zi: Graduation, also work to come for years, parents urges me to be tightened quite. Today, namely because of this thing, quarrel with pa Mom. I am to did not listen to go down really their nag, I say you divorce! My pa Mom is stupefied, say: Close, we seem to do not have a marriage certificate! I am open-eyed.
4, do laugh at Duan Zi: One day, the son asks me: Mom, how are you and father known? I say, have bout, I am dropped in water, within an inch of drowned. Happen to, right now, a young man plunges hastily in water, saved me. Two months, we married, thanksed to your father can swim. Ursine child: But, for what my father always says to me, must not learn swim?
5, do laugh at Duan Zi: In the evening, I and a few friends take barbecue in roadside is big archives, hear adjacent desk to have a man, boast. Seem to also be drunk big. He says, not be my boast, ma Yun, li Jiacheng, wang Jianlin, ma Huateng still has me, we the fortune of 5 people adds up, relaxed shake is whole Asia, even the economic system of the world! You, get diffident to me!
? 6, do laugh at Duan Zi: In the evening, accompany boss dinner party, go Ktv. Because I want to drive, cannot drink, looked for to me " princess " , accompany me to chat a little. She says, the end in her home, can go into business makes money raise the home, all sorts of lives are not easy, all sorts of but! I comfort her: Alas, same, I also am for thousands of money that raises the home to paper a mouth, rush about day and night. She: Ah? I every month returns the home 30 thousand!
