Pass for the first time " Chinese doctor length "
Countrywide doctor considers dry issue the first times
It is to spit a chamfer first probably:
Everything is not a purpose with having a holiday more celebrate a festival
It is XXX...
Since do not have red bag to also do not have a holiday
How to celebrate a festival to make joy to oneself?
A flock of Chengdu doctor collect are together
Was born these " the god spits groove "
Ahead is high-energy, avoid to laugh " gush "
The Duan Zi that which division earns is much?
Piece of surname patient, facial features is regular, if must if winkle is insufficient, likelihood the mouth is a bit big.
She is after operation end, be pushed anaesthesia anabiosises room when anabiosising, anesthetist begins to call groovily: "Magnify mouth, deep breathing. Come, magnify mouth, deep breathing. . . . . . " so slowly, after the patient anabiosises, be pushed a ward.
Next anesthetist was complained, reason is anesthetist invents nickname to her, call her " magnify mouth " .
Push a patient to arrive with the classmate surgery make sb the first aim of attack, orthopaedics operation is next door, the sound as one falls that the appliance such as electric saw, electric drill gives out:
"Dong Dong Dong " " " " toot ～ "
The patient asks me: "Doctor, how be next door do decorate? " I am full head black line, otherwise should tell him is to becoming an operation. . . .
A day, the teacher of microbial staff room calls to helminth staff room, such asking: "Hello, helminth? I am microbial ah... "
Still seek the Li Ke work that anatomizes staff room once -- " hello, who to look for? " -- " dissect Li Ke result... "
One day delivers a bosom painful patient, it is wheelchair from what come up below emergency call division, next below phone heart internal medicine, say to sending with elevator.
Heart internal medicine is on duty the asks a patient simply circumstance after the doctor receives a telephone call, be on duty then does the doctor ask the patient is not weighed again? (illness) below send a person say to be not weighed, more than 80 jins, hanged the phone next... this answer does not have illness, laotie
Internal medicine and surgery love each other to be killed foreverA day of medical doctor:
Hand over to the next shift, make the rounds of the wards, make the rounds of the wards, make the rounds of the wards, make the rounds of the wards, receive a patient, anamnesis, anamnesis, anamnesis, anamnesis, the boss no matter lunch, receive a patient, anamnesis, anamnesis, anamnesis, anamnesis, him likelihood is in charge of dinner, value evening shift, anamnesis, anamnesis, handle lash-up incident, anamnesis, anamnesis, hand over to the next shift, make the rounds of the wards, finish evening shift.
A day of surgical doctor:
Hand over to the next shift, make the rounds of the wards, operation, operation, operation, operation, the boss is in charge of lunch, operation, operation, operation, operation, receive a patient, anamnesis, the boss is in charge of dinner, value evening shift, handle lash-up incident, operation, anamnesis, hand over to the next shift, continue below one day.
Medical white unlined long gown:
Get body board completely dish whole are arranged, black pen red pen is blue in the pocket pen percuss hammer everything needed is ready, hang on stethoscopic neck, demeanour is elegant;
Surgical white unlined long gown:
Gules yellow green, can a pen calculates pretty good, the meeting in the pocket glove of many adhesive plaster and a hammer that who knowing is implement.
Medical make the rounds of the wards:
Pushing anamnesis car to perhaps holding a pile of big anamnesis in the arms, student report, nod via treating, advocate order an analysis, the professor is commented on and give out opinion, dash along to students from time to time tell explain knowledge, students listen without giving thought to go in to nod first saying is to do side of post of bow one's head " what you say is very reasonable " shape.
Surgical make the rounds of the wards:
"Is fart put? " " it is good to was put, be next! Be next!!
Medical doctor: Electrocardiogram won't look... surgical doctor: I can become an operation! Medical doctor: The what that anamnesis writes plays meaning... surgical doctor: I can become an operation! Medical doctor: You are full mouth Huang Duanzi... surgical doctor: I can become an operation! Medical doctor: A flock of strong-bodied coarse old man... surgical doctor: I can become an operation! Medical doctor: Can you never mention it operation? Surgical doctor: I am earned much!Horizon flew a bird.
The physician looks say: Hum, in light of the appearance according to the bird, cry and flight attitude, the likelihood is to fall only odd wild goose, go calling up video family doctor to me.
Hands or feet of video family doctor took the picture with piece of high-definition not very deftly, wrote piece of scrip to give a physician: Fowl (wild goose is likely, eagle not except) , be united in wedlock please clinical.
Then the physician sought a surgeon again, let help look.
Surgical demur does not say, pulled open longbow to shoot the bird.
The physician still does not have there's still time to close open-eyed mouth, a walk with vigorous strides follows pathology family doctor go up, carry the bird a lab, make it olefin specimen.
After a chapel, the report came out.
Oh, it is only black swan.
To the ICU consultation, patient that treats oneself, what take him pen in ICU is surgical, the pen Doctor ICU also conveniently puts bag in is internal medicine.
You say with him " wash a hand " , what pull arm subliminally to elbow above is surgical, wash the palm only, washing what still wipe twice in hip place is internal medicine.
Ask you to should diagnose tegether in a few days, he himself forgot to have in the past diagnose tegether please of this thing is surgical, quarter did not go to those who urge you calling is internal medicine.
Seek a surgeon, surgery and office seek the word that be less than, remember go searching on the small bed of the duty room, cannot be the physician found? Open what fun, dou Shuan is before computer.
Surgical: Active hand as far as possible not make a row! Internal medicine: Can make a row as far as possible not do a hand's turn!
Can let internal medicine and surgical in pairs by " cold-shoulder " is...Surgeon: Know Nothing, do Everything.
Physician: Know Everything, do Nothing.
ICU (the ICU) doctor: Know Everything, do Everything.
(hum, this one chamfer is sure Doctor ICU is spat)
Department of gynaecology and obstetrics: Working, checking medical room, carrying paediatrics risk, earn as above 3 divisions are much.
Video family doctor: Fu of inside and outside I understand, I still understand video!
Good spend a red-letter day not easily, animated was become too by doctors medical treatment edition " the congress that spit groove " ...
The mystery of the century: Does the doctor always have the chamfer that does not spit for what?Of the world big, without surprise not to have.
The hospital regards a society as the window, cure protects personnel to be able to come up against mixed patient everyday. The query of some patients very do laugh, the requirement of some patients is very unjustifiable, have some of patient even complain make a person find both funny and annoying. . . . . .
And these a bit assembles, as time passes became the Duan Zi that amuse oneself. Duan Zi backside, it is doctors but drill " the body with indefectible King Kong " .
Thank the Duan Zi that doctors tell
More thank doctors the hardship of day after day
Learn every day, take an exam year after year
Do not have time date to accompany family
Dine together reunion from out of round
Thank you really!
