2, one friend does small business, did not do a many month, earned 380 thousand, show idle to be in the home. I ask him: "The money that how earns be? " he says: "It is to sell fake, the leg let a person interrupt, of insurance company compensate. Of insurance company compensate..
3, the colleague tells, her husband stole his pa once in one's childhood 100 money, after be being caught cruel beat, he asks after be being beaten, my money puts the lock in the drawer well, how your boy steals. The answer says, simple, look for a hard paper to fold strip to wipe a point sizy, stick getting on that is that. Come to an end by cruel beat. True TM has ability.
4, two people see father and son museum. Be in before sculpture, father says: "This is your grandfather carven. " pointing to a work of painting and calligraphy, father says: "Your grandfather mounts a picture this. " 2 people come to fossil exhibition hall, face a tremendous dinosaurian fossil, the son first: "I know, these bone are my grandfather is gnawed those who remain. These bone are my grandfather is gnawed those who remain..
5, the traffic accident that views strange flower one case afternoon, one car and one report 3 rounds, two drivers range estimation 180, get off did not make a noise a few are hit, final ability knows two are tongue-shy, think the other side is learning him to talk, hit to later tired two eldest brother sit to smoke together.
6, the teenager has an ancestral Bao Yu, this jade is dropped when the day is equestrian was in on the ground, be seen pick up will begin to run. The teenager hurries equestrian chase after cry: "Drive, return my jade... Yu Yu, drive, yu Yuyu! " " my his Mom runs after all or did not run? ? " the horse starts to talk at this moment scold.
7, steamed stuffed bun quarrels with the zhongzi, start work hit, but steamed stuffed bun is not the adversary of the zhongzi, called up a steamed dumping with the dough gathered at the top. Who knows a steamed dumping with the dough gathered at the top to stand in the zhongzi at the same time, steamed stuffed bun indissolubles ask: "How don't you help brother I? " a steamed dumping with the dough gathered at the top is incompact take off appearance slow to say: "Saw well, I and he is a family! I and he is a family!!
8, wife prohibits I hit mahjong. On the sly hit mahjong to be hit to 10 o'clock to just come home last night, wife straight on the head asks: Hit mahjong? I say: Did not hit! She asks: Gain fund not? I blurt out: Won. . . This mouth!
9, ant sees a swallow flies very lowly, say to companions hastily: "Fast go back move! Wanted to rain! " companions indissoluble the ground asks: "Do you know to want to rain how? " ant parade ground says: "Common saying is not to had said ' low flying heavy rain goes to swallow ' ! " swallow heard distain the ground says: "Fasten think oneself clever, this very easy misdirect, you did not see this mist haze is so serious, am I not low fly can you look so that see a way? Am I not low fly can you look so that see a way??
10, I collected 100, he drops one brother says, I am grouchy, ask him: "Is what card you have you allegedly drop? " he answers: "I just took this. " I: "Which bank are you to take? " he: "Build a bank, how? " me " that is not you this, what write above is Chinese people bank. " I am frightened by my resource.
