1, have one brother, especially obedient, in one's childhood his Mom lets him buy a steamed bread, tell his one yuan 5, let him buy to his one yuan next. But the person that sells a steamed bread gave him 6, on the way home, he threw...
2, Chinese teacher introduces the old practice about Confucius to students. Teacher say: "Confucius, year period rash compatriots... " had not told downward then, one student raise one's hand quizs: "Teacher, is that Confucius mixed in summer which compatriots is winter? Is that Confucius mixed in summer which compatriots is winter??
3, doctor angrily him rebuke assistant: "I let what you drink to the patient obviously is to relieve a cough medicine, but you drank a bottle of cathartic to him actually! " assistant is exculpatory: "Is he not to cough? " the doctor says helplessly: "He is really dare not cough! "He is really dare not cough!!
4, my cousin always is the piggy piggy bank from her elder brother in " lend money " , her elder brother is very indignant. One day, her look about, just discovered earthenware money box in freezer. There is piece of scrip in earthenware money box: "Dear little sister, I hope you can understand, my asset already was frozen now. My asset already was frozen now..
5, John contracts heart disease, he goes seeing a doctor, the doctor persuaded him not to smoke, one can be smoked after the meal only at most. John agreed. After two months, the doctor encounters John on the street, see his drive still not beautiful, ask: "Were you done by what I say? " " did. " John replies, "You should smoke a cigarette after my meal, do so that I eat a meal ten times everyday, be to be maintained dead really! Be to be maintained dead really!!
6, , mark. Spit lukewarm go making a speech to an a wide place in the road. Before the speech, he decides to go first barber shop shaves beard. Barber had not seen him, work at the same time at the same time with his prattle: "Gentleman, are you an other place come? " " yes, I arrive for the first time here. " " what you come is really good, here has mark tonight. Say lukewarm speech, do you prepare to listen? " " then I must go. "" buy a ticket? " " not. " " that is too regretful, the ticket sells light early. You will be forced to standing to listen! " " what idea is there? Blame me to have bad luck only. When that fellow makes a speech, I always am standing ah! I always am standing ah!!
7, 8 give up: Monkey elder brother hey, what magic power to have to you can make me fast reduce weight? You also know, the master must feel my bosom to just fall asleep every night, if he sends a dream, still hold again of clutch, of exceedingly uncomfortable!
8, a person bought dress material to look for tailor, tailor looked, say dress material is insufficient. He is forced to look for the tailor of face each other additionally, very fast with respect to negotiate. After a few days, he goes engaging the load, see sartorial son is wearing the dress that a dress material that uses him makes, ask then: "How to return a responsibility? That person of face each other says dress material is insufficient, and can be you still saved however come down to make the clothing to the child? " laugh sartorial and craftily, path: "I have a son only, he has 3! He has 3!!
9, diary of bovine Prince of the Devils (3) drilled today small people, evil spirit it is awe-inspiring. Present day is uneasy, what upper bound catchs is close, father easily dozen, return otherwise VIP to live? I am fortunately old the ox still calculates setting having a place, or miserable, those who follow mountain of the boar that lie between hill is same, horizontal cadaver is wild, how a miserable word Oh? Etc I also will delimit those a few hilltop tomorrow come over, hey. Began to drink dot wine, discover my wife is so beautiful still, how be overlooked so? There just is Huang Ban on the face.
10, Bobby. Beck is Bai Bo's circus wagon Hercules, his performance very the reception that gets an audience, a very thick punty, he uses not use too much force light so pull broke off, think people breaks off a sugar cane is so deft. Next, in the audience people blast a hip is medium, bobby puts forward him to the audience the offer a reward of that famous 100 pound: "Do you see this lemon? Everybody is OK citric juice, I squeeze lemon juice first now dry, if who can squeeze the lemon that I had squeezed again,give a juice to come, I give him 100 pound. " have so 3, the person of 4 gas muscularity appears on the stage to try, but failed. A day night, a sprat of more than 50 years old walks into performance field to come try one's luck, this causes people blast fool laugh. However, startling is, the citric juice that this sprat passes Hercules gain than squeezing unexpectedly, and squeezed one spoon almost! Bobby can'ts help path of cry in fear: "Gentleman, you go really! Do you do that to go? " sprat " ah " , say: "Collect tax. "Collect tax..
