1, the master worker that male friend leaves electric equipment to go please will repair a radio. The master says: "So disappointing radio, who be sell you ah? " male friend says: "You ah, you forgot, last year... " master: "Oh, it is that one so, really durable, can use a year actually. Can use a year actually..
2, go up when elementary school, with desk say to be afraid of in the evening black, ask I have what idea. I am special also be afraid of, but I cannot say, brainwave easily, say to her, after blacking out in the evening, you are staring at to shine a little the thing of a bit, imagining a cacodaemon is opposite your fleer, you also are opposite immediately his fleer, until frighten that cacodaemon run, do not be afraid of later black. With desk have a practice that evening, developing the window in darkness, hey hey fleer, result within an inch of frightens her Mom mad...
3, my father says I am fat in the morning, say: ? of Chong Ci Chang adds heart muddled tenon to knock achieve extremely make fun of gourd ladle of art Jing to closely question pay of of of of 4 muddled Mao achieves Yi back Ji of of Gu of pagoda tree of show off of Xia of garment of N of ァ of Si of of glutinous of quarrel of urgent barren of careless of Qian of Zheng barium is? I also regret, his brain is bad, entail you. I: ... you two be to quarrel? Still scold me?
4, his grandma is seeing the child swordsman film, son of 5 years old and watch elder sister of 6 years old are making a noise to want to see cartoon. Is what the grandma pretends to be mysterious right she two say: ? Does wild rice of basketry eggplant of Yun of peach of Tang of of Sao of Bei of Luo of Li Qin Ju Huan n/HONNing be unworthy of the honor protect Liao to agree to prevent Song of Huan Xin of Wan of Tan Tang grapes to show of ox of fine and soft of ┑ of Lin of Ling Zheng changes Gu Tang to sigh does all falcon jab play [does astounded of of camel shelfing ancient name for a water catltrop?
5, be in today square is classy my girlfriend, I saw a beggar. I see others going to money is thrown in the salver before him, I am holding joking state of mind in the arms to go to a smoke was thrown in his salver. Who knows he looks up to say with me: "Brother or you know me, the business of TM is too good do not go, conveniently took a piece of 50 to me, brother goes buying two packets of Yu Xi, one person a packet " . Leave me alone messy in cold wind...
7, it is in the evening when mother-in-law home, wife's younger sister dates come back, mother-in-law asks: How? Don't have this time in the photograph? Wife's younger sister says: Do not have. That person not how. Mother-in-law grouses: You the eldest child is not small, still want to search what kind of? Little one's mother's sister understands commentate say: He is true not how, with elder sister's husband about the same. Mother-in-law twists a head to look at me, say: Hum, good. You search slowly, not urgent!
8, a transfer will be born on class of high school moment, hearing of his school before is classy unripe. A day of teacher gave a tall difficulty chemical problem, when asking who wants to do of one's own accord nobody raise one's hand, nodded that transfer to be born then. He stands up, carry carry glasses: Does ＂ use English or Chinese? Classmate of ＂ whole class was psyched out! The teacher says: ＂ do then you try with English? ＂ transfer is unripe: ＂ of TKnow of ＂ IDon ＇
