Laugh 10 junior, daily do laugh at Gif Duan Zi to bring joy for you
NO.1 me: "Daughter-in-law, hungry not? Do I boil bowl face to you? " wife: "Need not. "Need not..
I: "Then I wash bit of fruit to you? " wife: "Need not. "Need not..
I: "Then I am washed wash the dress to procrastinate pull the land? " wife: "Need not... "
I: "Daughter-in-law, do then you say my doing nods what? Anyway I this also does not have what thing! " wife: "You arrive in that genuflect with respect to what disappear stops day break, little special get a twenty-five-stringed plucked instrument, I see you still dare go casually next time sauna! I see you still dare go casually next time sauna!!
NO.2 old Wang Bai sees a Great Master, talk about a woman, old Wang Dasi is vaunting him hero wind, colourful encounter countless, it is good that the Great Master listened, not wordy also, take the candlestick on the side suddenly, ignited dress of old king the upper part of the body, jing of old Wang Da, blow air suddenly, good not easy a dress flame blow out, laowang asks about big: "Is division to teach me not to want ask for trouble? " the Great Master replies: "You are not blown be met dead! "You are not blown be met dead!!
NO.3 3 be short of one, call a colleague to come rub mahjong. Work in the same place: "Not, do not have time, the paper is written in the home. " I say: "Your boy goes, the paper of which respect to write? " work in the same place: "The man's behavior and the adj relationship with harmonious family. " I scold: "Say person word! " work in the same place: "Self-criticism book. "Self-criticism book..
NO.4 eats Sichuan noodles with peppery sauce today with the girlfriend, say with the boss among them a bowl put less hot. Come up two bowls of chili are euqally much, say with the boss next: "Boss, we have a bowl is to be put less hot. " next the boss saw two bowls of faces, silent from hind hutch took one spoon chili to put a bowl among them again, say: "Was opposite now. "Was opposite now..
NO.5 a day a man goes health care tastes inn, take a baby to run into inn hind, after the boss sees, be in hot pursuit, sought 10 markets full, that man stops say: " a 288 yuan baby you as to chase after me so far? "Listen to a boss to reply only: " this is special it is a proprietress! " this is special it is a proprietress!!
NO.6 still remembers high school be being met then, if I did not marry you to was not married after 10 years,had said with several girls, we been makinging do with, on the horse 10 years period should arrive, many a female classmate marries a person, cherishing a hope, call the last female fellow student, how to ask she passes?
She says: " very bad, married firm is optional, betrothal gifts feast did not do, married " , I have commiserative heart suddenly, ask her, how so can informal married oneself, she said: " this is not a horse on 10 years period should arrive! " this is not a horse on 10 years period should arrive!!
NO.7 leader asks me: "Do you have organization and leadership? I promote you. " I say: "I once had organized the strike a few times... "
When the girl on NO.8 ave eats ice-cream, eat one buccal hind to send ice-cream in boy mouth, with respect to such 2 people annulus move eat. Small Li saw admiring ground says to the man: "You see a someone much more affectionate! " the man saw laugh say: "Affectionate what! If there is money on the body. Who is willing in old hot days do two people eat an ice-cream? "Plunge into a heart, laotie!
