Of shellfish of young trailing plants do laugh at chatting record: In a jail, came again recently a few convict. A day, the warden calls together them together, say to them: "A paradigmatic jail is here, we are very free, each convict will to here can continue to do their work before. " convict people listened very glad, among them one convict immediately happy to dance rises. The warden asks him at once: "Dry what be before you? " convict replies aloud: "I see an entrance door so! "I see an entrance door so!!
Of shellfish of young trailing plants do laugh at chatting record: Piece the grandma says with king grandma: "Little sister, some words do not know this and you are told, your home Liu is old, seemed to there is 68? People says to often see he follows at the back of young and beautiful belle to go. How did you react be also done not have? " king grandma says: "Do not have a thing! He is fast person of 70 years old, he likes to follow to let him follow! That dog of our home, doesn't it also like to chasing after a car to run? Even if let it overtake, can you still drive a car hard really into him? ! !!
Of shellfish of young trailing plants do laugh at chatting record: A youth is his present girlfriend choose and buy costly adorn. Beautiful salesgirl asks: "Want engrave the name of your girlfriend? " the youth wanted a little while to say: "Not, with respect to engrave ' give me only love ' , such ten thousand whiff, I still can be used! I still can be used!!
Of shellfish of young trailing plants do laugh at chatting record: That day, I am in the home hum spurt " the disaster that the moon causes " " the fault that is you, fall in love with me easily " . Be found fault by love wife was heard, angry path: "It is your genuflect comes down to beg me at the outset, still say the fault that is me actually now. " be killed so that I connect a song to also dare be not sung in disorder in the home. . .
Do laugh at chatting record: Adult wants to cheat 100 money of the child, the child says to let him learn a dog to cry, laugh cry
Of shellfish of young trailing plants do laugh at chatting record: An adult sees there is a piece of 100 yuan RMB to want to cheat it in hand of a child. He goes by, saw 3 pieces of 10 yuan RMBs to the child, say to the child: "You give me this piece only, I give you these 3 pieces paper completely. " the child nods, say: "You should learn a dog 3 times to make give you only. " that adult look look all around nobody, 3 dogs cry. After adult cries, the child hey hey laughed to say: "The dog knows 100 yuan compare 3 yuan many, don't I know? don't I know??
Of shellfish of young trailing plants do laugh at chatting record: Doctor: The tranquillizer of patient inject stitch that goes leaving hospital that today. The nurse indissolubles: Can leave hospital, still hit tranquillizer to work? Doctor: Wait for next wanting settle accounts, I am afraid that he is overcome!
Of shellfish of young trailing plants do laugh at chatting record: Wife: Husband, take care on road going to work! Husband: Ah! I forgot to bring portfolio. . . . . Wife: I help you take. Husband: Still have jacket. . . . . Wife: Still those things forgot? Husband: Right! I forgot I was dismissed yesterday!
