Brief introduction: Wang Kai comes back, monicker king fatso or king commander, " ghost blows the lamp " gold male 2.
Specialty: Be good at telling Duan Zi, be good at coffin feeling gold, be good at fire.
Defect: Eye seeing fund leaves, the foot is too smelly.
The classical ana of king commander is as follows:
"Comrade Laohu, you are at ease go, revolutionary career has you not much, do not have you many, you arrived old horse revolution of the very academic be used to there is academic ah, hear they always eat potato to stew beef, do you eat so that be used to? Do you eat so that be used to??
Hu Bayi replies: "We fights revolution when to carry surfeit? Small fat comrade, revolutionary car does not pour you to be pushed forth simply! The red flag furls Helot halberd, a vicious person manipulating sb or sth from behind the scenes hangs number one whip high, the world the rest that 2/3 have a rough time the masses, want to rely on you to was liberated, I eat potato to burn beef every day.
That person pushs the mouth of big toad lens that wears on bridge of the nose to be opposite my say: "Day king builds ground tiger. "Day king builds ground tiger..
My heart says this word how so ripe ah, then read smoothly answers: "Pagoda presses down river bewitching. "Pagoda presses down river bewitching..
The other side asks again: "How is the face red? "How is the face red??
I set upright thumb to answer: "Search to be not worn daughter-in-law gives urgent. "Search to be not worn daughter-in-law gives urgent..
"That how white? "That how white??
"Married a tigress to give frighten. "Married a tigress to give frighten..
We two held the other side in arms at the same time, I say to him: "Small fat, didn't you think of the Red Army central to come back again? Didn't you think of the Red Army central to come back again??
Fatso is so excited that fatso cried quickly: "Laohu, we each field Red Army man is in again eventually North Shaanxi join forces. We each field Red Army man is in again eventually North Shaanxi join forces..
"Laohu, it is good that you have this understanding, I am afraid that you seek a such a young married woman really, she this kind of person is battling two smelly money carbonado with respect to cowhide carbonadoingly who also look down upon, fuck, how that word says previously coming? Small leather shoes chuckles noisy, bourgeois smelly ideology. You but ten million should withstand the offensive of sugar-coated bullet ah. You but ten million should withstand the offensive of sugar-coated bullet ah..
Fatso looks two eyes hair is continuously, early after the brain forgetting to my assurance on platform, stretch his hand to catch the flagon of a jade that is in recently.
I help fat person rapidly, say to him in a low voice: "How does the conversation of your his woman follow fart like, be come to an agreement or understanding do not change the thing here? Be come to an agreement or understanding do not change the thing here??
Fatso was stupefied to just had answered a god to come: "True his Mom is strange, just I this hand does not listen handled, say to be not moved in my heart do not move, do not control oneself hand unluckily however. Do not control oneself hand unluckily however..
I saw fatso pulls the goose of two become known of the move, cross a lightning as delimiting in the night, say to fatso: "Goose... goose... "
Fatso say: "Goose goose, music Xiang Xiangtian song. Green water of white hair float... "
Because got exceeding fright, do not have big gold tooth of conversation for ages, say excitedly suddenly at this moment: "A form of a address for an official or rich man why, we can be sent this time really, is you see this Na Wenxiang jade? Is you see this Na Wenxiang jade??
Fatso had not listened this word, ask big gold the tooth: "What? Is that manage of speech of the eldest brother that sing Liu too those who slant? Is that manage of speech of the eldest brother that sing Liu too those who slant??
"We save a person after all, send Buddha to send on the west, important task is in shoulder, make we cannot stop a pace not before, forge iron should take the advantage of hot ability to succeed, this is final accuse and denounce at a meeting, yingtena is male be able to bear or endure Er comes true with respect to regular meeting. Hill fierce marine insurance, do not block lofty aspirations and great ideals, tian Gaoyun is weak, cannot sustain eagle attacks vast sky. Tomorrow morning when alpenglow rises, we are about to taking triumphal joyance, return the home with long already long parted. Day of day night that after-thought fights then, the passion in bosom not disappear, we should be reported divinely to motherland mother, the happiness for the mankind... "
"Rise coffin to get rich these business I too expert, constant drilling also is in sleep, do not be afraid that 1000 action are met, be afraid that one action is ripe, you two go holding string tying a foot, open the work of coffin, fat father was wrapped completely with respect to a person. Fat father was wrapped completely with respect to a person..
"Balmy flower is not certain and good-looking, able person can not say certainly, I also did not say with respect to what, etc found a place you with respect to look my. Hole of ghost hole bewitching I no matter, anyway we cannot empty-handed and time, the affirmation that has what pearl agate wants authentic to come down to be brought back, did not say more, this goes, enter the water. Enter the water..
"Cigarette of haing heart door smokes two, hit fishing to kill the home to sing one constellation. Beijing from there is 3 between one's early years absolutely, calabash of Beijing opera, rock candy, siheyun, I sent fat person money, get on Caesarean edifice with respect to his Mom insert full rock candy calabash.
Just considered mouth accost fat person, see fatso bumped to come out from the window, the face lets " yellow female immortal " fart escape gives fume green, because he carries yellow leather in the hand, also have not enough time to dodge, be fumed indeed not light, he double eye by smelly fart hot tear crosscurrent, essential invisible doorway is in, the result bumps to the window of cabin, break a window and go out, however although such, still catching to death to death in the hand " yellow female immortal " , use another hand to wipe snow toward him face at the same time, scold at the same time: "Mom of a Ba Zi fall in father hand do you still want to run? Candy of 10 jins of fruits ah... fume me dead to also do not let go. Candy of 10 jins of fruits ah... fume me dead to also do not let go..
