The editor comes from every day good intention affection tells explode laugh at jest a collection of selected specimens: Father teachs son of 5 years old back English word, but the son is young still, carry a fault on the back all the time. Father is about the son has a fish more, say again and again: Meeting having a fish lets a person become clever, you should have bit of fish more only, can carry a few English words on the back more. The son listens, pestering father every day, say to want to have a fish. Passed a few days, father selectives examination word of son back English, the son fumbles or the back does not come out. Father says helplessly: How you had a fish or doesn't how you had a fish or the back come out? The son wants to say: I knew, what eat because of me is Chinese fish, they won't say English again!
The editor comes from every day good intention affection tells explode laugh at jest a collection of selected specimens: A few classmates meet in home of bright elder brother, the person just arrived neat my girl is felt, taking one canister drink, drink what I ask the classmates that are looking me up and down at the same time she will what do secretly at the same time, she is biting ear to tell me, say to see those who have person dazzle rich what. Haw, good, glad good... the girl continues to stand in the corner to drinking beverage, say him till one brother now a monthly wages more than 20000, prepare oneself what to do next year... this ability lost beverage canister to go approvingly
The editor comes from every day good intention affection tells explode laugh at jest a collection of selected specimens: Learn an experiment to just was sent, classmates dispute the comment that views a teacher. Listen to what armour takes second to read aloud only rise: When great vitriolic drop arrives on the skin, answer to be wiped with cloth first, the water with many reoccupy is rinsed, reoccupy cloth is wiped, again on gush some perfume, besmear on one protects skin to cream again. The teacher makes instructions: Do not want sauna even, massage?
The editor comes from every day good intention affection tells explode laugh at jest a collection of selected specimens: A day a blind should issue a river to bathe, he cannot find a way. There is blind person of a child to ask a child on the side of him: Do you call what the name? The child replies: I call Dou Lai to look. The blind lets a child get him to arrive by the side of the river. The blind bathes with respect to next rivers, child secretly a his dress spirit away. Be in of the river there have a lot of women washing the dress. The blind bathes to cannot find the dress to cry later: Will look (in light of antrum) , the woman on the side came. Each scolds him. . .
The editor comes from every day good intention affection tells explode laugh at jest a collection of selected specimens: I place booth to sell a dot young toy in roadside, came a Li of young trailing plants, to one doll bear fondles admiringly, pitiful looking at me to say: Uncle! This can send me, I introduce the elder sister you are known! Look at the eyes of Da of her bud bud, smiling: OK! Want your elder sister to take you to take nevertheless get! Did not come back a little while, the woman of young tiger bold that wears city canal to take accordingly after one's death... old hot days, daughter-in-law is having watermelon, my Ge You is lying melon seeds of crack with teeth in mouth, who doesn't grab, the life is so sweet and satisfied! ... I am in if it were not for on the side, kissing what the eye looks at his crack with teeth in mouth is the watermelon that boudoir honey spits child, within an inch of was believed. . .
The editor comes from every day good intention affection tells explode laugh at jest a collection of selected specimens: Was pregnant, what not feel like eating still vomits all the time. Want suddenly to eat yangtao in the middle of the night, kick wake on the side stertorous husband, husband asks me mistily, how? I say to want to eat yangtao, this goods hum ah hit a snore two sentences again, I waited to interview do not have activity, have kicked him one foot, big growl, I should eat yangtao! Husband muddled muddled understands say: You eat you, husband does not have! Ni Ma! Find both funny and annoying directly oneself go taking. Do who is returned and you are polite! !
The editor comes from every day good intention affection tells explode laugh at jest a collection of selected specimens: Relaxed momently: Li Er aunt should commit suicide, mayor will persuade not to listen, as a result Xiaoming said sentence... cannot jump in aunt river, I often bathe, be in every day river lira cake. The one voice of Ao of Li Er aunt was crying to go. . .
