Jest Duan Zi: Xiaoming, your mom has hit you

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Enjoy laughed at concentration 1 get up, see my Mom is carrying an egg to enter room, my blurt out said sentence: "Buy an egg? " one face says my Mom calmly: "Do not buy rectify how, also fall not to come out! " I. . .

Jest Duan Zi: Xiaoming, your mom has hit you

Enjoy laughed at concentration 2 midterms English, the penult in the class to reciprocal the first want the answer to copy, reciprocal the first hand him the answer with the eyes that distains very much. Result achievement comes out reciprocal the first reciprocal still the first, penult checked classes or grades in school among. Penult is taking examination paper to say: Take out we the answer of two, correct rate is compared as expected tall.

Enjoy laughed at handpick 3 LZ English takes an exam today, look complete won't. Want to copy the answer of adjoining schoolgirl then, that schoolgirl is in cherish contemplative. Me cannot too the end that reveals oneself to want to copy the answer too, then mode of X of my open outfit also is brooding. Passed for ages, I am pressed was unable to bear, visit that woman student, she still is brooding, the heart thinks is it possible that I missed copied opportunity. Then him scratch, finally. . . Copy me femaly then copy very happily ~

Jest Duan Zi: Xiaoming, your mom has hit you

Enjoy laughed at concentration 4 units have an old leadership to surname Peng, furtive in we call him Peng Ge, but newcome is small,brother makes a leader diffidently every time however, do not divide a circumstance. I teach him to say today: "You also can call private time Peng Ge, such close appearing do not understand? " little brother laughs: "But press position in the family hierarchy,he is my nephew! "But press position in the family hierarchy,he is my nephew!!

Enjoy laughed at concentration 5 division: Xiaoming, has your mom hit you? Xiaoming: Had hit! Teacher: A few times had hit? Xiaoming: Had hit 3 times, but did not destroy! Teacher: Boil...

Jest Duan Zi: Xiaoming, your mom has hit you

Enjoy laughed at concentration 6 classmates should play chess with me, I say: "I won't. " he says: "Do not have a thing, I teach you. " after chessboard has been placed, he is taking " person " ask me: "Is knowing this what? " I say: "Be dry! " from now on he also does not carry play chess with me again.

Enjoy laughed at concentration 7 have an individual to be borne hard in thirsty of hill able to read aloud fluently, go to one farmer home denouncing water, farmer says to there is the least bit water in the home, this person is forced to go downhill. Wait for half half way up the mountain, hear farmer calls him in the summit, turn round one look, there is pot of a water in farmer hand, mount the summit breathlessly again, he is good climb the peak not easily, the heart wants this to water was drunk, who knows, farmer water jar De Chaotian, the mouth is gadarene, say: After you go, I think you say I cheat you for certain, do not believe you to look, do not have water really, do not cheat you.

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