Dry ration 100 stupid shit
1Honey following boudoir eats self-help together, when taking the door, boudoir honey is wearing a full jacket, do not look to give pregnant abdomen. When going out, boudoir honey doffed jacket, the boss says: You is this abdomen to be pregnant? Boudoir honey says: Bullshit, I this is to eat much maintain
2The village has 10 years old of one little boys, as a child lovely and sensible, everybody loves to amuse him to play. This not, the girl of one second year in high school pinchs child cheek, jokingly: ? Target " sword of Chang of Jing of ⒔ of meat and fish dishes of Huang of argon of cracking bring a case to court of ご of Ρ standing tall and upright handsome kill " ⒆ still? of of Gu eulogy Ji distains " hum! I the round round agreement on attendant is good, be brought up to marry, I also do not want to harm your heart, my elder brother still does not have daughter-in-law, you does syncretic of female collect of two surplus male surplus fall?
3The boss says to me: You are the closest mind is not quite good, the influence works, play game less still! ... I say ill-affectedly: Boss, I am to learn those who see a book assiduously... manager a table: Class of that your every the world is chasing after my second in game! It is what meaning!
4Shop together with husband actually come across the mom of male friend before me, after making call politely, when before I tell husband I am mixed before stealthily, male friendly Tan Lian loves, she likes me not quite all the time, the affirmation after saying I marry cannot housekeeping conduct financial transactions, be those who defeat the home, still say the end that sees me cannot give birth to a son for certain, feel she is the old lady that the sort of mouth express denounces a person to disrelish especially. Does the back that husband turns round to staring at an old lady rapidly plaint say: ? Widow of Ci Su of of Yu salty and?
5Take daughter of 4 years old to follow round travel, enthusiastic tourist guide conversation is very humorous, still often bring atmosphere into play, sing a song to do an interactive and so on to everybody. When tourist guide mouth sings the first, does my home girl say: aloud suddenly? Jab of swan of formic gizzard of withered Liang makes fun of to wash abb Wu ヂ rotten? of N of Jia Wei of of my colour prize is really clever, still can remember. Girl: ? Excuse me of of smoke of of reed of of leech 5 Jia Wei ?
6Cousin opened a booth of food taken late at night, begin from summer vacation, business suffer a disastrous decline, I go patronizing next businesses! Cousin fried a pink to me, I just prepared to eat, cousin home the son of the elementary school on that came, pointing to the pink on the desk, say: : River pink one yuan, egg 5 wool, lean lean two, sell 12, earn 8! Had not waited for my reaction to come over, that child ran to adjoining desk to calculate again: 4 skins egg 4 money, sell 18, earn 14... I think, I know to be what suffer a disastrous decline of his home business!
7Square go for a walk goes after ～ ～ dinner, , from the back suddenly change goes 2 with a ha block my outlet, to me all sorts of Mai Meng, still lie roll about on the ground, drag my trousers, gave what I frighten to dare be not moved, , , at this moment on the side walk over a person says " I am sorry, my this dog is a bit foolish, acknowledge a mistake every day person, see body form is about the same only thinking is me. .
Look at dog host 200 jins back form, I am special want to ask, my where follows you about the same.
8Shop on the weekend, come across colleague is taking son of 5 years old to shop together, the little face that sees meat of her son meat is very lovely, I kissed her son readily.
This bear child, the hand is caught toward him face, fall toward underground, say: This face, I did not want.
