What jest can laugh all one's life?

1. expresses elder sister to grow beautifully, but it what learn is very difficult to what learn, namely the comparison that head turns is slow, but a bit does not affect watch elder sister to learn a driver's license, two years of time of half, watch elder sister came down driver's license take an examination ofing eventually, whole drive officer is sharp know her, after taking an examination of next driver's licenses, watch elder sister bought new car, weather is good on Saturday, take me to go out to go for a spin designedly, when crossing a crossing, because the road is very narrow, watch elder sister bumps into roadside at a draught, I say: Your steering wheel beat dead to go! Watch sister says: Be no good, my tit is too big, steering wheel does not have method to beat dead, I say then: After then you can move seat a bit ah, as a result watch elder sister came sentence: Be no good, I am afraid that my foot is less than accelerator and brake quite! I. . .

? 2. Elder brother's wife and elder brother should be away on official business to the other place that day, let me send his son to go to school, should know I love to send me this most young nephew went to school, because the teacher of young nephew is my classmate, grow very beautifully, still be lone up to now, my very so glad acceptance the job that my elder brother gives me. Reached the school, looked at young nephew to walk into a classroom, of idle do not have a thing, want to see me this how female classmate attends class, then I hide at the back of the classroom to look. What perform today is to sing, need every child to stand up sing a song, when talking young nephew, young nephew be rendered speechless, the teacher encourages: "Child, a bit more self-confident, talk like your father and your mom same " , young nephew seemed to understand, the mouth says: "Father does not like namely " ! I what hide in the corner with a rustle quiver. .

3. colleague often complains the boss lets work overtime, I say those who complain it what have is good to what have, in case is your where day brilliant? The friend looks at me to say, impossible, boss this all one's life is a boss, we can be become only employee, I do not have reason to answer him immediately, suddenly I think of a very real story, told him to listen then, this story is, have a very rich boss, one day suddenly heart disease is broken out died, left rife property, of the wife that became this boss, and this wife chose finally to marry with the driver, driver marriage said with the wife of this wealthy businessman that day, I think I am to give a boss to work originally, to today I just understand, be the boss works to me so

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